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BattyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:34 PM
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27. As a woman ...
Edited on Mon Jun-13-05 11:35 PM by BattyDem

I don't have a problem with a single glance. But 3 or 4 more times ... that's a problem, LOL!

Funny story ...
My boyfriend (who's now my ex-boyfriend) and I were at the beach. It was off-season, so we were fully-clothed and sitting by the car having some ice cream. There weren't many people there, but there was a cop on a horse and a couple of college-age girls, who were wearing jeans with bikini tops. The girls were talking to the cop.

I looked over at my boyfriend and I saw him looking at the girls. They were really pretty and they had great bodies, but I didn't freak out over one look ... he is a guy, after all. But a few minutes later, I glanced over at him again ... and he was staring at the girls (who were still talking to the cop on the horse). I was starting to get a little pissed off! I mean, it's one thing to look ... it's quite another to stare, especially when you're with your girlfriend. :mad:

I sat there fuming, trying to think of an appropriate way to make him pay for dissing me like that. Then he said, "Hey babe ... look over there. Isn't that the most beautiful horse you've ever seen?"

I looked at him ... my jaw dropped ... and I said, "Are you f*cking kidding me?"

He looked a little nervous and said, "What? What's the matter?"

I said, "The horse? You're looking at the HORSE?!?!" (I don't know why, but that made me feel worse than if he was looking at the girls. It was as if my boyfriend was defective or something, LOL!)

By now, he was very confused and he didn't quite know how to answer. He cautiously said, "Um ... yeah. Why? What's wrong?"

I said, "You're looking at the freakin' horse?!? There are two beautiful girls standing there with their tits hanging out and you're looking AT THE HORSE?!?!?!"

He looked over there again and said, "Oh shit ... I didn't even notice them. I was just thinking that the horse was way too beautiful to be a police horse. Oh ... I'm really pathetic!" He blushed! He was really embarrassed for not noticing the girls, LOL!

So, the moral of the story is ...
Don't get mad over a glance unless you're REALLY sure of what he's looking at! :evilgrin:

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