Part of my I'm- avoiding-work ploy: name the movie (from these here lines)

[ForrestGump]

1. "It's a way we had over here with living with ourselves. We cut 'em in half with a machine gun and give 'em a Band-Aid. It was a lie. And the more I saw them, the more I hated lies. "

2. "Woof woof woof... That's my other dog imitation."

3. "This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who we were told, two hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods."

4. "Nenge? Nenge Mboko? It is me, Lionel Joseph!"

5. "There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him."

6. "I have vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals."

7. "I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is."

8. "It's all set. Noleen and her bayou queens. Just a little something for morale. And let me add, Sergeant, that these women are expecting some, uh, small unit military penetration."

9. "Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place"

10. "It's the same things your whole life. "Clean up your room!", "Stand up straight!", "Pick up your feet!", "Take it like a man!", "Be nice to your sister!", "Don't mix beer and wine, ever!". Oh yeah, "Don't drive on the railroad track!""

11. "I was a lesbian once at school, but only for about fifteen minutes."

12. "Carmine said one boy - here are two!"

13. "I'd better not stand too close to you, people might think I'm part of the band. I'm joking, of course."

14. "Oh, be in it. The girls go wild over a uniform!"

15. "What does three up and three down mean to you, airman?"

16. "To be or not to be? Not to be."

17. "That man is trained to fight. You on the other hand, seem trained to drink."

18. "I know I-tey food when I hear it! It's all them 'eenie' foods... zucchini... and linguini... and fettuccine. I want some American food, dammit! I want French fries!"

19. "Just a little screw-up. But what the hee? Me got it under contwol. Fuggedaboudid."

20. "Now, how far do you have to move this box car so that the other train doesn't smash it? Quickly Brad, there are thousands of lives at stake... Brad, any answer..."

21. "You're wondering what a place like me is doing in a girl like this."

22. "Honey, what are you doing? These guys don't use doors. "

23. "We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang? "

24. "There's two kinds of people, them goin' somewhere and them goin' nowhere. And that's what's true."

25. "Is this a kissing book?"

26. "I said I didn't have much use for one. Didn't say I didn't know how to use it."

27. "How come these losers never live on the ground floor?"

28. "Well, I've always believed that if done properly, armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience."

29. "Her dream had come true. She was a folk singer."