Reply #180: nostamj, Thanks for the Memories...

[Junkdrawer]

maybe the 'blackest' humor I've written. but, this is NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT about the abused prisoners! it is about the RW apologists (like Rush, Hannity and *almost* all repukes) who have tried to happy talk this atrocity away. it is meant to ridicule the 'bad apples' and 'blowing off steam' and 'frat pranks' outrages.

on the Guy James Show today, we talked about whether this 'issue' could be used in my revue. I said I didn't think I could make it "sing" and Guy offered, off-hand "Thanks for the sodomy" and I took it from there.

again, this is about outrage not ridicule. hope you 'get' it. (and no, I don't plan to use it in the show)


THE ABU GHRAIB FAMILY SINGERS PRESENT:
"Our Favorite American Songs"

THANKS FOR THE SODOMY
(To the tune of “Thanks For The Memory”)

THANKS FOR THE SODOMY
WHILE WE WERE COLD AND WET
YOU HAD A CIGARETTE.
THE INTERNET
WILL NOT FORGET
THE PRESIDENT’S “REGRET”
WE THANK YOU, SO MUCH

AND THANKS FOR THE BROOMSTICK PROBE
YOU MADE US FIRST DISROBE,
WE’VE BEEN SEEN ‘ROUND THE GLOBE
WE THOUGHT HOODS AND ELECTRODES
SURE MADE A CHIC WARDROBE
HOW CLASSY, YOU WERE

WHILE YOU ABUSED EACH TABOO
WE WERE AFRAID FOR OUR LIVES
NOW YOU CAN GIVE RUSH YOUR HIGH-FIVES–
NOTHING MEAN, JUST BLOWING OFF STEAM

AND THANKS, FOR THE PHOTO OP
OF STANDING ON A BOX
WHILE YOU POINTED AT OUR COCKS
WE WEREN’T DEFILED BY PIGGY PILES
BECAUSE YOUR SMILES INSIST
IT WAS JUST “FRAT PRANKS”

THANKS FOR MY NEW NIGHTMARES
ALTHOUGH SADDAM HUSSEIN
SEEMED TO BE INSANE
YOUR "LIBERTY"
IS NEW TO ME
I WISH YOU WOULD EXPLAIN
HOW LUCKY WE ARE



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God's speed, Jeff... :cry: