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Edited on Sun Mar-27-05 07:53 AM by KG
Garnett's Homemade Beer (Ian Robb)
1. Oh the year was nineteen seventy-eight, (How I wish I'd never tried it now,) When a score of men were turned quite green By the scummiest ale you've ever seen
Chorus: God damn them all, I was told this beer was worth its weight in gold We'd feel no pain, shed no tears, But it's a foolish man who shows no fear At a glass of Garnett's homemade beer.
2. Now Garnett Rogers cried the town (how I wish I'd never tried it now,) For 20 brave men all masochists who Would taste for him his homemade brew.
God damn them all, I was told this beer was worth its weight in gold We'd feel no pain, shed no tears, But it's a foolish man who shows no fear At a glass of Garnett's homemade beer.
3. This motley crew were a sickening sight (how I wish I'd never tried it now,) There was caveman Dave with his eyes in bags He'd a hard-boiled liver and the staggers and jags.
God damn them all, I was told this beer was worth its weight in gold We'd feel no pain, shed no tears, But it's a foolish man who shows no fear At a glass of Garnett's homemade beer.
4. We hadn't been there but an hour or two (how I wish I'd never tried it now,) When a voice said "Give me some homemade brew" As steeleyed Stan hove into view.
God damn them all, I was told this beer was worth its weight in gold We'd feel no pain, shed no tears, But it's a foolish man who shows no fear At a glass of Garnett's homemade beer.
5. Now steeleyed Stan was a frightening man (how I wish I'd never tried it now,) He was eight foot tall and four foot wide Said "pass that jug or I'll tan your hide.
God damn them all, I was told this beer was worth its weight in gold We'd feel no pain, shed no tears, But it's a foolish man who shows no fear At a glass of Garnett's homemade beer.
6. Stan took one sip and pitched on his side (how I wish I'd never tried it now,) Garnett was smashed with a cupful of dregs And his breath set fire to both me legs.
God damn them all, I was told this beer was worth its weight in gold We'd feel no pain, shed no tears, But it's a foolish man who shows no fear At a glass of Garnett's homemade beer.
7. Now here I am with my 23rd beer (how I wish I'd never tried it now,) It's six long years since I felt this way On the night before my wedding day.
God damn them all, I was told this beer was worth its weight in gold We'd feel no pain, shed no tears, But it's a foolish man who shows no fear At a glass of Garnett's homemade beer.
Garnett is Stan Rogers bro.
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