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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 07:40 PM
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Whoever invented boxers with buttons in the front is a GOD DAMNED IDIOT!
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Edited on Mon Dec-27-04 07:40 PM by LostInAnomie
My girlfriend bought me a package of boxers for an Xmas gift hoping that it would be something that i would be able to get some use from. Since laundry day is quickly approaching I threw them on today without noticing that they are button fronts, and I AM HATING IT!

Who the hell thought these things would be a good idea? Why would I want to make it harder to go take a piss? JEEZUS, when I've got to take a leak I have to spend an extra 5-10 seconds fumbling around before I can get it out to go. If I leave the button open my dong goes flopping out the front and I feel like some kind of pervert walking around work knowing that only a zipper is between my package and the world.

GOD DAMN YOU BUTTON FRONT BOXERS! GOD DAMN YOU!
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