The Croaking Crone of all CAPTIONS!!

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Brit Hume is asking a question:

"Mr. President, isn't it true that the fact we have not yet found any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq does not even imply that Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction, or for that matter, that they might have them still, either well hidden or spirited away into Iran or, more likely, Syria, and if there were no such weapons, that doesn't mean that Saddam had no programs for WMDs or that he had not gathered scientists with the intention of creating such programs, which is all the same thing, and that there were a great many other good reasons to remove Saddam, who was a terror to his own people and a menace to his neighbors, and that these goals were all stated at the time, and besides, who would really want Saddam back in power . . .?"

W. says, "Gee, Brit, when you're right, you're really right!"."

Brit turns to camera:

"There you have it! When we come back . . . . North Korea. Stay with Fox, for fair and balanced reporting."