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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 05:22 PM
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14. A joke for 49er fans
An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying
>to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's
>a Chargers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are
>Charger fans.
>
>Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher
>looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Jessica, why didn't you raise
>your hand?"
>
>"Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked,
>asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"
>
>"I'm a 49ers fan, and proud of it," Jessica replied.
>
>The teacher could not believe her ears. "Jessica, why are you a 49ers fan?"
>
>"Because my Mom and Dad are from the bay area and my Mom is a 49ers fan and
>my dad is a 49ers fan, so I'm a 49ers fan too."
>
>"Well, said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, that's no reason for
>you to be a 49ers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of
>the time. What if your Mom was a prostitute and your Dad was a drug addict
>and a car thief, what would you be then?"
>
>Jessica said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."
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