What to do your last day on the Job??? After surviving 3 downsizes

[Out the Parasites]

my friend got notice that his last day would be this Friday. Feeling that this day would be coming when he too would be downsized, he's been looking for another job for about a year. As a result of the previous downsizing...he's been forced to take on the responsibility of positions the company downsized, as well as his own demanding job. He's been denied vacation time. Did not take sick time, even though he should have. Forced to work overtime. The company is being mismanaged and going down anyway...probably no love loss that he is now being downsized, but he really needs a job. He lives in Cinci...and needs some cheering up.

Does anyone have some funny ideas for what to do on your last day of work??????

Thanks