Hey, DU ladies...

[DrWeird]

...if your poor-ass grad student of a husband were to get you a birthday present, what would it be?

Contest rules:

1. It has to be good. (i.e. a present that you would like, not necessarily something that your husband actually gave you, e.g. a foosball table)

2. It has to be something a poor-ass grad student could afford. (And no felonies!)

3. Under no circumstances could it be something that you said or hinted that you actually wanted, because despite repeated requests (i.e. begging) from your husband, you refused to actually say or hint about what you actually wanted.