Reply #26: The great part about unemployment: What could I be fired from?

[iconoclastic cat]

My couch? DU? This computer?

I suppose the cats could fire me, but they're too busy stalking one of those little plastic rings from the cap of a bottle of orange juice.

Of course, you should be very impressed that I haven't fired myself. I have a guitar, bass, and drum machine all set up and ready to go, merely a couple of feet from where I'm sitting. Personally, I am impressed that I haven't simply blown off my job hunt completely. As it is, I jockey between my fax machine and DU for eight hours every weekday.