Reply #1: Three convicts were on their way to prison.

[edbermac]

They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while behind bars. On the bus, the first convict turned to the second and asked "So, what did you bring?"

The second convict pulled out a box of paints and said that he intended to paint anything he wanted. Then he asked the first "What did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, any number of games."

The third convict was sitting quietly by himself. The other two took notice and asked, "What did you bring?"

The guy pulled out a box of tampons and said "I brought these."

The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"

He pointed to the box and said, "Well, according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating..."