Reply #71: I got 59%

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but the quiz is limiting - for one, I do not drink any beer. I tried answering it as a winger - 'what would Bush say' and got 91%. Then I changed it from Reagan to Clinton and went to 89%. Going to Carter, which was my original answer, dropped me to 86%. Going back to Reagan and saying that I only vote in major elections instead of "always" made me 93%. Yet saying I was not at all in debt instead of deep in debt dropped me from 93 to 88%. Switching from baseball and football to nascar and wrestling takes me to 95%. Wrestling is more American than football? Get the fu$% outta here!
I lost 5% by saying I had "no idea" how many states begin with W. I lost 5 points by walking (my original answer) instead of owning a newer car. Voting "hardly ever or never" takes me to 98%. Finally, Olive Garden instead of home-made pasta, gets me to 100%.
It's kinda odd that they think most Americans know how many states begin with W. Or do they just expect most Americans to grab an Atlas and cheat? Do they think most Americans know how to use references books?