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khashka
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Sun Jan-01-06 09:14 PM
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Worst: "My wife is cool with it and the divorce is nearly final"
Best: This guy just walked up beside me, opened a pack of Lifesavers, put one in his mouth and then turned to me and said "Would you like one?" It was brilliant! Nothing sexual, nothing confrontational. There was so much packed into that line: "I would like to have sex with you but first I want to offer you my friendship".
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