A person just said "Goodbye" to me!

[Carson]

I was in the grocery and ran into a woman I hadn't seen in a couple of months and after our brief conversation, she touched me on the arm and said, "Goodbye."

The nerve of her shoving her religion down my throat! "Goodbye" is a contraction of the words, "God be with you."

Next to *that*, "Have a blessed day" seems rather tame.

(Forgive the overt sarcasm, but I couldn't help myself after reading the "Blessed day" thread. Some people, I think, actively seek being offended. It's not a hobby I'd like to procure. Take it as a general well-wishing and move on. All my own humble opinion, of course.)