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Tue Jan-04-05 08:18 PM
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Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 08:20 PM by Raster
©2004 Eric Schwartz
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Keep your Jesus off my penis Keep your bible off my balls Keep your prayers out of my ears And your crosses off my walls You can keep the virgin mother And the resurrection too Keep your Jesus off my penis I'll keep my penis off of you
Well I'm frickin' sick and tired Of turning on the news And seeing the religious right's Ungodly fight to take our right to choose When to bear our children Who to love and how Education and protection If we're just practicing for now So dubya look obey a book If that's what works for you But I don't tell you how to pray So don't tell me how to screw
Keep your Jesus off my penis Keep your bible off my balls Keep your prayers out of my ears And your crosses off my walls You can keep the virgin mother And the resurrection too Keep your Jesus off my penis I'll keep my penis off of you
So you’re screaming bloody murder 'Bout the taliban regime For subjugating women And being too extreme And basing legislation On some ancient holy book Does that sound a bit familiar? Here's a mirror, have a look
And as for the ten commandments They need one more at least Thou shall never cover up The acts of pervert priests How'd they let that happen Unless they just abhor us Well anyway it adds Another layer to the chorus
Keep your Jesus off my penis Keep your bible off my balls Keep your prayers out of my ears And your crosses off my walls You can keep the virgin mother And the resurrection too Keep your Jesus off my penis I'll keep my penis off of you
So you'll execute a person And protect a single cell But mercy-kill the terminally ill And you're goin' straight to hell I don't know much about The word of God Far be it from me But I can tell you what it ain't Hypochristianity
I am not anti-Christian Before you grab a rope There is beauty in religion And joy and love and hope We're all looking for an answer Some colossal cosmic cause But who the fuck are you To turn your views into my laws? It's just believers in the bible That would have abortion banned Anti-choice agnostics? I could count’em on one hand And as for killing babies I have but one retort If someone raped your daughter George You'd beg her to abort
And if some young girl from your church Shows up with child or some infection ‘Cuz you taught her what a horrid sin It was to use protection One day you'll face the pearly gates And whatchu gonna say When that long-haired Jewish peacenick Sends your ass the other way sayin’
Keep your Jesus off my penis Keep your bible off my balls Keep your prayers out of my ears And your crosses off my walls I've had it up to here With all the biblibile you spew Keep your Jesus off my penis (at least that's what I would do) Keep your Jesus off my penis I'll keep my penis off of you That's if'n you want me to
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