How to pick up girls the easy, convenient hand puppet way.

[asthmaticeog]

http://www.enotalone.com/article/58.html

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Well, did you know you can meet single women like crazy by using a hand puppet? I know you're thinking, "what in the hell is he talking about? A puppet?"

* First, you will need a hand puppet. You can buy them at your major toy stores such as Toys R Us.

* Bring your hand puppet with you to a nightclub where there are lots of single ladies.

* When you see a girl that you're attracted to, approach her and tap her on the shoulder lightly with your puppet and when she turns around raise your hand puppet towards her face and say something like this with your puppet, "Hi beautiful, would you like to dance with me?" Move your puppet up and down with your hand as you are saying your script just as if the puppet was really talking. And be sure to talk in a real silly voice.

* What happens next? She's going to die laughing and think that you are so funny. Plus, you will make a very favorable impression on her because women love a guy with a sense of humor. And, of course, she will most likely dance with you.

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