Reply #13: Not if it meant...

[Sapphocrat]

...getting lynched, or find a burning lambda on my front lawn.

I might, if it were temporary, and if I could choose the city (and if it were a red state, it would HAVE to be a city).

P.S. I did live in a red state for a couple of years -- Nevada, which isn't so much red as it is generally apolitical. The repukes win all the time because very few people care about the issues half as much as they care about strip-mining, the quality of horse feed, keeping the well pipes open when it's 16 below, knowing which local band will be playing at Bordertown this weekend, and being able to find a reasonably-priced gun-repair shop.

Nevada: A nice place to live, but you wouldn't want to vote there.