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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 03:37 PM
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The Hurricanes hate our FREEDOM.
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These violent storms are not the result of global warming. In fact no one in this administration had any idea that storms could be used as weapons despite a recent PDB entitled "Katrina determined to strike in the U.S."

Intelligence suggests that the source of many of these hurricanes is somewhere off the coast of Africa, so the first step in wining the Global Struggle against natural disasters (GSAND) will be regime change in Nigeria. Please disregard the fact that Nigeria produces oil. It's totally a complete co-inky-dink. In fact NOTHING could be further from our minds than oil. Perish the thought.

To the Nigerian people: We are coming as liberators. Please remember to have your flowers and candy ready for throwing and please, please, please, (we cannot stress this enough) remember NOT to destroy any oil wells, pumps, piplines or any other oil related facilities. Also try to keep in mind that this honestly is NOT about oil. It's really, really, really, (no foolin' this time) about those evil hurricanes and the God-less dictators that support them (who ALSO hate our freedom). We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause (please excuse our mess!)
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