Reply #28: Because in the RW mind

[Astarho]

All teenagers are good kids who go around reading their bibles and learning how to make money (or for women: learning to take care of the young 'uns).

All of the sudden they see condoms and they realize they could have sex, something they never knew about or thought of before!!!

So they toss aside their bibles, tear off their clothes and start doing it right there. After that men realize there are more important things then making money and women turn into witches or lesbians or something. This makes god angry so he goes to people who follow other religions and has them attack America like he would have Assyrians attack the Israelites in the Old testament and then we're all carried off to Babylon and our society collapses.

See all the problems condoms bring! Do you want to be carted off to Babylon? I didn't think so.

Wow, I feel like I was channeling Falwell for that one