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omulcol Donating Member (120 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 05:15 PM
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16. Bush Solves a Puzzle

His closest advisors came to visit Dubya at the White House one evening and found him slamming down beers and whooping it up.
They were astonished since he had given up drinking years ago. When asked why he was off the wagon, Dubya replied that he was celebrating finishing a jigsaw puzzle.

They smiled and told him that wasn't much of an accomplishment.

"Ah, but you're wrong ..... I did it in record time.
" When asked what that record was, he replied he'd finished it in only 6 months.
Again, they told him that wasn't that great.

"Oh yeah?" said the commander in chief, "Well on the box it says 3-5 YEARS!"
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