Reply #14: Bob's Canadian soulmate

[iverglas]

http://www.frankmagazine.ca/

http://www.frankmagazine.ca/dicklittle/

Dick Little's Canadian Beef

FREEDOM'S JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR NOTHING LEFT TO BOMB!
I can't wait until the war on terror is over and there's no more terror, ever. Won't that be just the cat's friggin' pajamas?

The States really must be the Greatest Democracy in the World, because by hook or by crook it managed to keep Al Gore out of the White House. Imagine if having the most votes actually counted for something, what a bloody nightmare that would be. Sure, Gore deserves credit for inventing the Internet (now, the porn comes to me - how sweet is that?) but American politics is best left to the Bush family. If you don't want to blow something up and get rich doing it, then get out of the way. And Georgie's doing a helluva job. The terrorists "hate our freedom" he says, so he's making Americans safer by taking them away, one freedom at a time. Pretty soon, the terrorists won't have any reason to hate Yanks at all, and the US can bomb away without a care in the world. That's what I call a man with a plan.

Each issue here http://www.frankmagazine.ca/passim/
has one of Dick Little's beefs, for those seeking obscure entertainment. ;)

http://www.frankmagazine.ca/passim/view.php?id=538

FORTY FUNERALS AND A WEDDING!
Goddamn, I just heard how the Yanks blew up a wedding of some forty-odd Iraqistanians. Seeing how Mr. Bush feels about the sanctity of marriage, the only logical conclusion to draw is that it was a gay wedding. And yet they keep blathering about how stackin' 'em in a naked pyramid is a fate worse than death. A nation of deviated preverts loving every minute of it, more like!

And let me guess: they was firing weapons into the air to celebrate, right? Maybe they forgot, but there's a new sheriff in town, and he don't much like such unauthorized displays of joy. If the Iraqers don't like it, they can go back where they came from. Unless it's Canada.