I think I just started an e-mail war at the Phone Company

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My response is first. YES, I hit reply all...:evilgrin:

Subject: RE: So this is the guy the left has picked as their candidate...just a few quotes


These sound like a big pile of steaming...something! Got any dates and sources for any of these fake Kerry quotes (whoever made this up)? Now, here's some REAL quotes from our Idiot in Chief, whom right wingers worship as the second coming, because he's "a nice, Christian man"...

"I told all four congressmen that there were going to be some times where we don't agree with each other. But that's OK. If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just as long as I'm the dictator."-George W. Bush. Newsday 12-18-00

"...I'm the commander-see, I don't need to explain-I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being President. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explaination."-George W Bush to Bob Woodward 'A course of 'Confident Action'; Washington Post. 11-19-02.

"When I say I'm not answering questions, it means I'm not going to answer questions. But thank you for askiing...I'd hate to stick this Titelist between your eyes." -GWB, brandishing a golf club, warning a photographer to get out of his way. 5-12-03

Chimpy-"There's Adam Clymer, major-league asshole from the New York Times"
His puppeteer; Dick Cheney-"Oh, yeah, he is, big time" -Houston Chronicle, 9-5-00

"I regret that 'asshole' remark made it into the public airwaves. I was making a comment to Vice-President Dick Cheney, I didn't obviously realize the mikes were gonna pick it up. I regret that everybody heard what I said" GWB; to the press... BEFORE Dick Cheney became Vice President.

NBC correspondent David Gregory: "I wonder why it is you think there are such strong sentiments in Europe against you and against this administration? Et vous Monsieur le President Chirac, qu'en pensez-vous?"
GWB: "Very good. The guy memeorizes four words, and he plays like he's intercontinental."
Gregory: "I can go on"
GWB: "I'm impressed-que bueno. Now I'm literate in two languages"
...In Paris at a joint press conference with the French President Chirac. Daily Telegraph 5-31-02.

..."First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to not be rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill." -GWB, asked in the Phillipines if terrorism in that country was caused by poverty. AP 5-19-03

Tucker Carlson: "Did you meet with any of them ?"
GWB: "No, I didn't meet with any of them. I didn't meet with Larry King either when he came down for it (the interview). I watched his interview with her though. He asked he real difficult questions, like 'What would you say to Governor Bush?' "
Carlson: "What was her answer?"
GWB: "Please < whimpering, lips pressed together in mock desperation>, don't kill me." -Tucker Carlson 'Devil May Care', Talk Magazine 9-99.

And one last one from "that nice, Christain man" Dick Cheney, just last Friday 6-25-04...
"Go fuck yourself!" ...to Sen. Patrick Lehey on the Seante Floor...on the very day they passed the "Broadcast decency act" that increased fines for profanity in the broadcast media.

Have a nice day!

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Subject: FW: So this is the guy the left has picked as their candidate...just a few quotes


The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- John F. Kerry



"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- John F. Kerry


"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- John F. Kerry


"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- John F. Kerry



"The future will be better tomorrow."
- John F. Kerry



"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- John F. Kerry



"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
-&nbs! p; John F. Kerry

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- John F. Kerry



"Public speaking is very easy."
- John F. Kerry


"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer peo! ple going to the polls."

- John F. Kerry


"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- John F. Kerry



"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- John F. Kerry

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- John F. Kerry


"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- John F. Kerry

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- John F. Kerry

The gloves are off.