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Welcome folks to the Reagan Beatification and Ultimate Whorefest Extravaganza!! Stick around! The BEST is yet to come!!!
We've got EVERYTHING Reagan! How about some Reagan toilet paper or suppositories?! Reagan boil lancers are 4 for a buck!! Nancy saved up Ronnie's turds for a whole year before he died and sealed them in wax! For only $49.99 they make a great paper weight! She also collected all his bedsores that fell off! I don't know what you can do with them, but they make great collectibles and are only $4.99 a piece!!! A bargain at any price!
Stick around for a while, the Chimp is going to give a euology which is the highlight of the affair. It's rumored that he will literally flay Reagan's corpse and don his skin Buffalo Bob style! Either that, or he's going to have him stuffed and lug him around the campaign trail for the next six months! You don't want to miss that! Step right up, or are you un-American?!
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