I'm writing Reagan's obituary here. Help me out.

[WilliamPitt]

All do-gooders who want to feel good about treating him with respect as (if true) he passes can happily pass on to another thread. Respect is earned with truth, and here the truth will be told.

What I have so far:

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“Ronald Reagan is alive but forgetting things.
He's forgotten about sending arms to Iran
for hostages - if he ever knew. If he ever
knew, he's forgotten he knew. He does not
at this time recall. He may have been an
honest man. If not, he is becoming one.”

- Dean Blehert, ‘Lest We Forget’

As the rest of the free world will spend the next several days falling over itself in overwrought praise for our fallen President, Ronald Wilson Reagan, it falls to me in this grim little slice of history to remind you what you need to know about the son of a bitch.

Simply put, everything wrong with the United States of America can be found on, around, or near Ronald Reagan. He was Willy Lowman with a General Electric expense account, and we all got sold out in the end.

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