Reply #16: ROFLMAO!! Once again....

[TomNickell]

The elite Corp of Suicide Pilots, a Division of the Department of Terrorism under command of the Directorate for Nefarious Deeds has arranged for a corp of highly trained pilots to hijack a bunch of jetliners and fly them into skyscrapers. And, just for good measure, they attach these Rocket Pods beneath the wings of the jetliners so they can blow holes in the skyscrapers just before the jetliners crash into them. And nobody notices anything.

Meanwhile, the Army Corp of Controlled Demolition has carefully placed hundreds of explosive charges throughout the Twin Towers and WTC7 so that the building will collapse in a controlled manner and not hurt any other buildings. And Conspiracy Hobbyists can figure it all out.

This all makes -perfect- sense.....