How Alert Are You?

[ThomWV]

I wonder what stage of alert we are at today. It might be yellow, or maybe I heard it went to orange last week? What does that mean? What do the colors stand for? Nobody sent me a little card in the mail telling me what the colors meant or what to do.

Of course we all know what the alert system means though. Its a system where the more intense the color the greater the possibility of attack againt our country. That's what everyone things it seems.

Well I don't think that's what the sysetem alerts us to at all. Here's what I think the colors mean with increasing intensity. I think the brighter the color the worse job Bu$h is doing. If its yellow he's doin' Ok but if its red he's really screwing up. Right now it seems to be hovering somewhere right around bright orange if you ask me.