Reply #30: Thought you all might enjoy seeing how the other half lives

[RamboLiberal]

$549 to be entertained by Dennis Miller. For a worthy cause, but still, you'd have to pay me 10 times this to sit through this Bush pimp's act. This is taking place at an exclusive resort near Uniontown, PA late June called Nemacolin Woodlands.

Dennis Miller, Lionel Richie to Perform at Nemacolin Woodlands

ROYAL RECEPTION XIV

From London to Cairo

June 25-27, 2004

BENEFITTING CURE SEARCH

The National Childhood Cancer Foundation and Children's Oncology Group

It's Queen Elizabeth meets King Tut. The Great Hall at Hampton Court meets the Great Pyramids. It's three spectacular days of fabulous gourmet meals and star studded entertainment. Featuring a host of world famous guests including Dennis Miller, Joe Piscopo, David Spade, Lionel Richie and Robin Leach. Don't miss the party of the year!

Friday, June 25, 2004

OPENING NIGHT CELEBRATION

An opening fit for a king! Our treasured guests will enjoy a charming cocktail reception in the Royal Arena. Immediately following, dine on a magnificent dinner, and enjoy an evening of comedy with Joe Piscopo and David Spade. After the show, dance the night away with Sound Connection. Cocktail attire, black tie optional. $330 per person

Saturday, June 26, 2004

ROYAL PROCESSION AND BRUNCH

The poignant sound of bagpipes fills the air as our royal guests of honor march past in a Royal Procession. After the ceremonies, enjoy an afternoon brunch worthy of King Henry VIII himself, highlighted by Dueling Pianos with Joey G. Formal luncheon attire, jackets required for gentlemen. $126 per person

ROYAL BALL

Join Joe Piscopo and Master of Ceremonies Robin Leach at the Royal Ball, the crown jewel of our weekend. We’ll begin with a delightful cocktail reception in the Royal Arena. A lavish gourmet dinner follows, accompanied by the comedy of Dennis Miller. Afterwards, enjoy the musical genius of Mr. Lionel Richie. Truly an event to remember! Cocktail attire, black tie optional. $549 per person.

Sunday, June 27, 2004

FAREWELL BRUNCH

A splendid ending to an extraordinary weekend, join us as we see our guests off in style. Our traditional Sunday Brunch offers a delectable meal and entertainment by the Boiler Maker Jazz Band. $107 per person.

Two-Night Packages

Chateau $2,955 Lodge $2,807 Townhouse $2,913

Package includes standard accommodations for two nights, double occupancy, all events listed, applicable taxes and gratuities. Prices for suites, club floor and private homes available