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Ridley Park 704 Donating Member (114 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 04:00 AM
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State of the Union preview, why bother watching it.
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Does anybody not know what this mealy mouth speech will be about?

1. I am one of the great presidents. Jesus made me win, and he's my favorite philosopher.

2. Under my leadership, the world is a safer place. (Bush is president of the world?) More car bombings in Baghdad don't matter, the promised land is right around the corner, you'll probably start seeing real results right after the election, so stick with me, not some upstart Democrat.

3. Up in the gallery we have (x number of) carefully chosen Iraqis that were recently flown in. They are here to attest that my decision to invade their country and kill tens of thousands of their countrymen was the right one. Iraqis love me.

4. Because of the upcoming election, I've been harping on science issues and landing a man on Mars, I watched "Capricorn One" after all. Besides, science issues will help me win over more Democrat votes, that's what Karl said anyway. Stick with me, my vision for outer space is the same as JFK.

5. The economy is humming along under my superior leadership and wise tax cuts for the very wealthiest of Americans. Trickle down works, red ink doesn't matter. Our great grandkids will foot the bill, we won't have to worry about it. Great news - 1,000 jobs were created last month under my wonderful leadership and vision. Things are looking up, folks. 1,000 is only 1/10 of a million. Don't forget to pull that lever for W.

6. .

7. 9/11

What's left, except the truth?

No time to listen to his drivel.
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