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Joe Chi Minh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-12-08 06:14 PM
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20. The sole interest in Truth of the Selection-by-Nature, scientismificist hirelings
Edited on Sat Jul-12-08 06:50 PM by KCabotDullesMarxIII
is the furtherance of their wretched careers. Scant wonder they appear to feel a curious affinity with the notion of Unintelligent Design by an even more curious Mother Nature, whom I think we should dub, The "Dynamic Mineralist".

I think the Dynamic Mineralist employed the Blind Watchmaker in a moment of absent-mindedness... from which, of course, all this Unintelligent Design sprang forth. Wonderful stuff! Lovely jubbly! Stuff for your intellect to really grapple with. It doesn't get better than this. An absent-minded Prime Mover commissioning a Blind Watchmaker to design a living breathing cosmos without the application of the least intelligence: as an insect might, perhaps? Nah... Mother Nature's got to be mineral. Completely mineral.

In fact, after lengthy computations on my super-computer, I can say definitively that it is either a piece of igneous (lovely word, that) igneous rock or a carbuncle, this latter no more than 2 centimeters across. Although matey called it "the Great Giant Head".
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