Reply #21: Disenfranchised Floridian

[The Animator]

I will definitely be voting this year. Come hell or high water. I am not a convicted felon, but my name is Charles Fernandez. There has to be at least a million felons name in Florida and Texas with names like Carlos Fernandez.

So help me God if someone tries to stop me, I'll end up on the six o'clock news. I can see the blurb now.

"Tonight on Fox News, a hispanic man had the audacity to try voting in Florida today. If that weren't enough, he refused to leave his polling place until he was allowed to cast a ballot. The police were finally called, and they arrested him for attempting to vote while hispanic. Turns out, there a whole bunch of felons in Florida and Texas who's gotta name kinda like his.

Because were Fair and Balanced we tried to reach him for comment, but local authorities said he was sent to Guantamo or something."