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Felinity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 11:05 AM
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31. So how does this not promote homosexuality?
"' . . . a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve,' the cleric dictated."

And two ways, too!

One: By handling these sexually charged phallic fruits and vegetables, the latent homosexual urges will be awakened. A banana could be the gateway phallus to all-out GAY!

Two: Isn't cooking women's work? Men might get ideas! First, a little innocent fruit and vegetable chopping, then a light fruit salad, then an unnatural obsession with pictures of Julia Child (sorry Julia,but you were kind of masculine looking); then, Steak Tartare for the whole family and tickets to Kathy Griffin live.
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