Reply #525: Yes, let's all pity the "motherfucker" who breaks into others' homes

[Bake]

Poor, poor "motherfucker." I'm sure somehow it's MY fault he is forced to break into my house in tyhe middle of the night. Maybe I should just offer him a ham sandwich, since that's clearly what he's there for. We could sit up all night and watch movies on cable.

And I DO know the difference between a home invader and a battered spouse seeking shelter. Unlike you, perhaps, I **have** had someone trying to break down my door with me on the other side of it trying to push it closed. (Oh, by the way, I called the cops that night, and when they got there 45 MINUTES LATER the perp was long gone - fortunately it was ME pushing back on the door and not my wife or child!) I've walked out to my car the next morning to find a threat written in the dust on my back windshield, "I'm going to fuck up your girl."

I bought my first gun that same week.

Sorry, but in my book, somebody who wants to do harm to me or my family IS a motherfucker. And if he comes into MY house, he's going to be a DEAD motherfucker. Call it bravado if you wish; I really don't care. THE LAW OF THE LAND says I have the constitutional right to own a firearm. You don't like it? GET OVER IT.

Bake