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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 01:08 AM
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4. Republican candidates needed to test textbooks as shields
No experience required. Job involves simulating a student protecting himself or herself, by holding a textbook in front of head or chest as firearms are discharged. Simulations will include handguns, rifles, and various available semi-automatics.

Employees provide own health insurance and sign liability waiver, indemnifying other parties including gun and textbook manufacturers from any claims in the event of accidental injury following unexpected penetration of the textbook by projectile. No retirement plan is needed.
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