18. Duck, cover, then run for your life screaming!
When I lived in Seattle, the dump I worked at had periodic earthquke drills. We were supposed to jump under our desks when they gave the word. The "stuporvisors" jumped on anyone who didn't crawl under. As if we needed to practice. So one day a real quake starts rattling and swaying the building. The stupovisors stood at the floor to ceiling windows looking out. A Darwin possiblity passed.
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