Reply #212: He'll be wearing a red sash...

[Javaman]

But don't be put off by it, he's a bit flamboyant, hence the problems with al queda.

Also, he will be escorted by a tall blond woman named Inga, once again, don't be fooled, that is actually our inside man abdul, he is a master of disguise.

Zarqawi will be dining on roasted quail smothered in a chestnut sauce, but the highlight of the night will be the creme brulee' . Pay attention, it's actually plastic explosive. It will be covered in a a caramelized brown sugar. His first bite, will be his last. Ending everything he has done to us in a blinding flash of sweet revenge.

But don't forget, it's 5 bucks for valet parking.