Equal Time with Bob Boudelang
"DemocRATS Are Just Stupid! Sutpid!
Stupdi! And I Mean It!!"
October 1, 2005
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
are LIEberals and Demoncrats so stupid and dum?
You explain things to them like Our Great Presidentís strategy
in Iraq, and they look at you like what you said makes no sense,
or they laugh! How foolish of traitors to not understand things
I will give you an example even though you did not ask for one
because I figure you would of asked for one soon. Our Great President
named an expert to the Womenís Health Care section of the FDA, and
feminazis all over made abig stink just because he was a veternarian.
Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld called him Dr. Udder, and when I tried to
reason with her by pointing out that he was a really
good veternarian, she just looked at me.
Then she called in Secret Service Agent Brown from where he was
putting mulch on the roses in the garden and had me explain it to
him. Then she had me explain it to her son, who asked me to explain
it to him twice.
Then she got some of her friends on the phone and had me explain
it to them! And they all laughed. Really!
Well, it is not my fault if they refuse to live in a dream world
like us Republicans do. They would rather try to spread their gloomy
message of tolerance, diversity and progress than admit that crime
would end if all the blacko-Americans were killed, as Bill Bennett
And he should know, as he was Secretary of Edumacation under Our
Greatest President Ever Ronald Reagan.
And Republicans could proudly say that while Bill Bennett talks
the talk, Our Great President walks
the walk. But if we did, imagine what an uproar there would
be from the forces of PC correctness! So we must just think to ourselves
how inferior some people are.
And now Demoncrats are deluding themselves into thinking that
it means something that Our Great Mean Guy in Congress Tom DeLay
has been indited. They do not realize that most Americans will see
these charges are. The country will see that this is just partisan
with no basis
cooked up by some
And yes, Our Great Mean Guy in Congress Tom DeLay did too get
asked to testify before the Grand Jury even though he said he did
not. But that does not mean he lied, so stop saying that!
I have to close now because Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld wants me to explain
that to her friends too. But enclosing let me remark what a good
job Karen Huge, the most powerful woman in the world, has been doing
pointing out to people in the Middle of the East how backward and
they are. You can expect Karen Huge to make a big difference in
how people in that part of the world look at America when they hear
I bet Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld will want me to explain that too!
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who can explain things
to you over and over if you write to firstname.lastname@example.org.
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