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"Our Great President Will Stop The UN Sex Slaves!
September 27, 2003
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot

All right, you LIEberal Socialists! Even you will have to admit that if any of the so-called Democrap candidates had gone to the United Nations to demand that they help in the war in Iraq which is not a quagmire in any way, they would not of mentioned the problem of sex slaves! But Our Great President did, and the world can only wonder about his mind!

I guess the other countries can rest easy that Our Great President will soon clear up that sex slave problem the way he had "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq and Afghanistan. Which by the way, he also never said but just implied, get that straight!

And was it not clever that the week after George W. said there was no evidence about Iraq and 9/11 that he spent so much time talking about 9/11 in his speech about Iraq? After all, Americans have been fooled, so why should the joke not be on the U of N too? At least I think that is what he was thinking, if anything.

All in all, this has been about the most triumphy week since George W. was too elected, if you donít count votes, and was not the dismal failure that many uninformed people who are ignorant and do not know anything say it was.

For one thing, who was not excited and inspired by the prime time interview of Our Great President on Fox TV this week? Well, I was not, but it was not my fault because they would only put the football game on the television at the Red Bear Lounge where I am too aloud in but just chose to loiter and watch through the window out front.

Fortunately I found the actual transept on the internet, and I was inspired by George W.ís clear grasp of events. And yes, Brett Hume did have to remind him that he was talking about Yessir Arafat twice while he was talking about Yessir Arafat, but so what? The man is only human, if not more so.

Meanwile what could show the bigoted nature of DemoncRATS than them making fun of Arnold Swatzenabor in Califrornia instead of just laying down and letting him be governor?

Ah-nuld came to this country as just Mr. Universe and made himself into a rich and successful millionaire, but I guess the Democraps have no room for someone like that. Thank God (which the DemoncRats would of outlawed) that the Republicans have room in our big circus tent for rich people of every race, no matter whose head they put in a toilet bowl.

I told Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld that and she said "Especially the master race," and then refused to explain what she meant. Instead she started ranting about Our Great Next Governor of California knocking down peopleís chimneys to get rich. How unfair it is to use what people said and did against them!

But that is all that the Liberal Socialists are about these days, being uncivil and unfair like that fat ugly drunk Teddy Kennedy. How dare he call Our Great Presidentís Great War in Iraq a fraud cooked up in Texas? Yes, there were no weapons of mass destraction, and yes, Saddam had nothing to do with the September 11 attacks, but Kennedy has no proof anything happened IN Texas.

So there is no reason to investigate how much money Our Great Vice President is getting from Halliburton even though he denied he was, and no reason to look into the new company that Joe Allbaugh has in Iraq. Joe was Our Great Presidentís director of Emergency Management who was not fired but resigned with honor and he was also the chief of staff when Our Great President was Our Great Governor of Texas.

And there is no reason to complain that Colon Powell said in Febuary, 2001 that Sodom Husane had no weapons of mass distraction and was not a threat, but then told the UN later that Sodom Husane had weapons of mass distraction and was a threat last year. Like he said, a lot had changed in between, and George W. had gotten lucky with his trifecta. Thatís all. Besides he said that in Egypt and nobody here was suppose to hear it.

Why are we wasting time on these endless witch humps and not on matters of importance like John Kerryís cheese?

Just last month John Kerry asked for different cheese on his sandwich in public.

Imagine, an American asking for different cheese on a sandwich. Out loud. In public. Is that why our forefathers fought and died at Little Big Horn? So French-looking presidential candidates could demand different cheese?

Our Great President isnít that kind of a man! George W. Bush is the kind of two-fisted red-blooded man whoíll put whatever cheese they give him right in his mouth without asking questions! He wonít even wait to see if it IS cheese!

Enclosing, just remember Bush and cheese when you go into the voting booth this November. Then the Supreme Court can name Our Great President Our Great President once again and things will remain as they are, or even more so.

P.S.: I got an email from Our Great President himself!

It says:

Dear Bob,

Marc Racicot told me he offered to send you your Bush Cheney Charter Member card and asked for your financial support of my reelection campaign.

Please activate your Bush Cheney Charter Member card today by sending a gift of $2,000, $1,000, $500, $250, or even $100 or $50 today at: If you said "yes", then thank you. It means a great deal to know you're in my corner as Dick Cheney and I get ready for what could be a close, hard-fought race. But if you received Marc's letter and haven't yet decided to join my campaign team, I ask for your help today by making a contribution at:

As Marc told you, the Democratic candidates are already on the attack, using super-charged rhetoric. In doing so, they are helping to make the stakes and vast differences of the 2004 election very clear.

I will use America's power to lead the world to greater security and peace. We must win the war on terrorism and promote freedom around the globe if our children are to live in a more peaceful world.

I have acted to strengthen our economy by cutting taxes and restraining government spending. Our economy has suffered a series of shocks: we cut taxes at just the right time to pull us out of recession. Raising taxes now would be bad for American families, American jobs and America's economy.

I will work for a more compassionate society where no child is left behind and where people know they are responsible for their actions, for the children they bring into the world, and for loving a neighbor like they'd like to be loved themselves.

These are clear choices. If you agree they are important, then please activate your Bush Cheney Charter Member card today by sending a gift of $2,000, $1,000, $500, $250, or even $100 or $50 today at:

I need your help now to put in place the campaign I need to win a second term.

I am honored to serve as your President. If you agree with my leadership and values, then I hope you will support me today.


George W. Bush

Not Sent at Taxpayers' Expense

Paid for by Bush-Cheney '04 Inc.

Contributions to Bush Cheney '04, Inc. are not tax deductible for federal income tax purposes. Bush-Cheney '04, Inc. will post the name, city, state, occupation, employer and donation amounts of everyone who contributes $1 or more to President Bush's re-election efforts on as provided to us. Federal law requires us to obtain and report the mailing address, occupation and name of the individuals whose contributions exceed $200 per election cycle. An individual's contribution limit to Bush-Cheney '04, Inc. is $2000.00. Funds received in response to this solicitation will be subject to federal contribution limits. Contributions from corporations, government contractors, foreign nationals without a "green card," and minors (individuals under the age of 18) are prohibited."

Imagine him taking the time to write to me even though he is thinking about sex slaves! However, I suspect the real reason Marc Racicot, whoever he is, brought my name up to Our Great President is because a certain individual is about to be fired whose initials are Secretary of Defensive Donald Rumfilled and they will need a replacement. We shall see!

In the meantime I am going to use some super rhetoric charges of my own to defend Our Great President who is not a dismal failure as even he admits, and also more slander and treason than Ann Colter, too. Just you watch! The blood of patriot guns cries out for vengeance, as Thomas Jefferson should of said, and I also will find out who threw those eggs at me which was not funny. Or else!

Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who gets personal e-mails from Our Great President himself at, and they should not of thrown Secret Service Agent Brown out of the library for laughing in delight when I showed it to him.

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