Time with Bob Boudelang
"Yes, He Did Not Tell The Truth, But That Does Not Mean
Our Great President Lied, So Stop Saying That!!!"
July 18, 2003
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
is not shaking in rage like a leaf on a fuzzy tree, as Elvis
Prestly would have said, about the latest outrageous and inflammatory
partisan political charges from Democraps and other Saddam
appeasers that Our Great President George W. Bush lied, just
because he did not tell the truth?
I am for one, and I am sure many other patriotic Americans
are too, even if you cannot see them. It has got so bad that
I was unable to go back to my job at the fish store, and not
because I was hung over, but because I was so concerned about
the fate of Our Great President and this nation of his and
needed to concentrate by resting my eyes.
And I am not talking about there being no WMDs found at all
yet in Iraq, so stop saying that. They will be found, mark
my words, and not everyone will believe that they were planted
either. Nor am I talking about him saying combat was over
in front of the banner that said "Mission Accomplished," which
it is not his fault all those soldiers have died and got killed
afterwards. Even if he did say, "Bring them on" about the
attacks, which was actually brilliant strategy-izing which
you cannot prove has backfired so do not even try.
No I am talking about the State of the Union address and
the uranium forgery letter, which could of happened to anyone.
And after all, it was only 16 words and British intelligence
made George Tenant put them in. And they technically were
not a lie, as I told Mrs. Rosenfeld, who won $500 at blackjack
with Secret Service Agent Brown when they were in Las Vegas
there together and now is Mrs. Brown. And anyway, do not the
DemocRATS think it is all right for a president to lie, and
not about trivial matters like war, but about important things
like his pants? "Do not forget what the meaning of is is,"
I said, and she said "It all depends what the meaning of lying
asshole is" which I do not get.
Imagine if Bill Clinton had said "British intelligence did
not have sex with that woman" when he shook his finger on
T and V! Then we might never have had the impeachment which
that Slick Willie only got by on do to the legal technicalities
of "not guilty" and "no evidence of wrongdoing." I shutter
to think of it.
Meanwhile things are looking brighter in Iraq, if you do
not count the soldiers getting killed. Yes, there were soldiers
complaining that they were working for Brown and Root, but
so what? Our Great Vice President Dick Cheney works for them
too and you do not hear him complaining!
And yes there were soldiers saying Donald Rumfilled should
resign. But what do soldiers know about military affairs?
And there is good news about that. Our new general there has
decided to clamp down on letting soldiers complain in public
to the press.
Also the group of judges that went over to set up the Iraqi
courts were kept from talking to the press about how they
could not do so because Iraq was such a mess. There is no
better way to show the ignorant Iraqis about the difference
between a brutal dictatorship and freedom than by keeping
Americans from speaking out.
If only we had more of that and less news! But instead the
yellowdog lacky LIEberal running dog media keeps up its constant
drumstick of stories about this and that instead of telling
about Our Great President and all the good things he has done
for this country, which I would so here right now if I could
think of any.
Besides, Sodom Husane is probably laughing out loud when
he reads about dissent in our country from where he is, although
you cannot prove he got there because George W. made any sort
of deal. So let us forget about Afghanistan, even if the Taliban
is coming back, or Korea, where there is shooting with machine
guns that is nothing to worry about, but instead let us be
united as one and knuckle under to obey every little wim of
Our Great President (who is not a crooked drunk so stop saying
that), like real Americans would do. Let there be no mention
of impeachment unless it was over Monica and not over a paltry
matter like soldiers dying and being wounded so Dick Cheney
can steal Iraq¹s oil. And let the healing begin, except for
Democraps who are all traitors, as Ann Colter says.
By the way, I notice that Rush Limbaugh has been hired to
talk about how LIEberals and Negroes are ruining football.
I hope this means I will be back in the running to do his
program, since I am tired of cleaning up fish guts and no
one can tell how you smell over the radio. Please write your
station and point this out. I can be reached here at the Daisyview
Trailer Park, which is as bad as Communist Canada.
Remember, call your local station where Rush is and say "No
one knows what he smells like." I am counting on you!
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who can also be
reached at firstname.lastname@example.org
although he only checks at the library once or twice a week
for email although they cannot keep him out any time he wants
to go according to the judge.
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