Time with Bob Boudelang
"Our Great President Is Not An Idiot For Announcing Publicly He Has a Secret Plan For Iraq, So There!"
June 21, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot,with this week's rebuttal...
It is good to see that Our Great President is serious about the War on Terror. Not that he wasn't not serious when he was ignoring all those warnings last summer, but now he is very serious. And I mean it.
One proof of this is that he has announced he has a plan for the CIA to secretly topple Sodom Husane and remove him from his palace in Baghdad and maybe even kill him. And despite what Mrs. Rosenfeld and other LIEberals say, there is nothing dumb about announcing this secret plan in public.
After all, James Bond does not do his secret agent work in secret, but goes around telling everyone he is Bond James Bond. So what is wrong with Bush George W. Bush I ask you?
And yes, the Kurds say they will not go along with it, just because Our Great Father of the President stabbed them in the back during Desert Storm, which was a Democrap Socialist lie and I am surprised they fell for it. Well they will feel different when George W. starts raining bombs on them, I can tell you.
Let's face it, Husane is an unelected tyrant who jails his own citizens by whim and threatens war with the rest of the world.
Meanwhile, Our Great President is absolutely correct to throw out the Constitution and keep the people he says are terrorists from being put on trial. After all, as he says, terrorists hate us because we have freedom. If we get rid of it, they will not hate us any more.
But that will not stop the war, I am happy to say. Already we are fighting in the Phillipines, although killing the hostage we were rescuing was not our fault. Not even the British leaving Afghanistan is discouraging to Our Great President, who knows about fighting against odds and the military. After all, he got into the Texas Air National Guard, even though he was barely qualified and there were hundreds of applicants ahead of him. And while he was there, he kept the Viet Cong out of Happy Hour. And you cannot prove otherwise, despite what the newspaper articles about AWOL in Alabama say.
And who is not happy to see that George W. has drawn a line in the sand against whiny crybaby disabled veterans? This is a time of national sacrifice, and disabled veterans must go without retirement pay if we are to have fiscal discipline. Otherwise we run the risk of taxes against the rich and powerful. But George W. will wisely veto the bill and the wealthy millionaires and billionaires who make this country what it is today can go on moving their assets overseas without fear.
And yet we still have to fear the evil influence of Slick Willy Klintoon. It was tragic how the leftist yellow dog liberal media punjabs all neglected the $19,000 in actual damage to the White House that was actual vandalism just because there was no evidence that it was more than normal wear and tear, and instead focused on the $200,000 the investigation cost. Let us be honest here, the blame for that $200,000 belongs to Clintoon and no one else. If he had stood up and said "Yes, I am the scum of the earth and should be in jail," we would not have had to have the investigation. But he did not have the guts to do that, and so now the whole country thinks that there is no evidence of his wrongdoing again.
And now there are no charges in Pardongate again. Slick Willy has depended his whole life on legal technicalities like "no evidence" and "impeached doesn't mean guilty." It is unfair after all that money is spent and not wasted that there are no charges. Who is not outraged, I ask you? Not me!
Meanwhile Deputy Slick Willie Jack of the Republican Team Leaders, has sent me a e-mail about how "Democrats have launched a scare campaign regarding Republican solutions for prescription drugs and Social Security."
However he cannot fool me. I know that Our Great Secretary of the Treasury Paul O'Neill has announced that Our Great President will get rid of Medicare and Social Security all together. It is time that our elderly and sick pulled their own weight instead of dragging down the rest of us, especially the rich. And I have written the newspapers to tell them so.
Enclosing, let us shed a tear for Donald Rumfilled as he lost $60,000 as he was selling his stocks for up to $91 million. It is a tragedy that he was deprived of even a penny which he has worked so hard to earn through insider deals and having the right friends. I am getting up a fund to reimburse him. I hope you will send me a contribution, which I will too send to him, so stop saying that.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who really would pass along the money he collected if he ever got any, and you cannot prove it if he didn't. You can reach him at email@example.com or come down to the bus station.