Time with Bob Boudelang
Blame the Dumbocrats For Making My Life A Fishy Hell!!!"
November 1, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
Who can deny that all that is wrong with the world can be
traced to just one bunch of narrow-minded bigoted "individuals"
- the DemocRAT Party!
They know they ought to kneel down and obey everything our
Great President says but no. They have not got the guts to
And it is not just on the national level that they cause
grief and strife with their obstrucionalisticness and gloomy
message of tolerance and progress! How many people's lives
have been ruined as mine has, with a job?
of sitting waiting for the Bush economic miracle to kick in
I am forced to get a job in Mr. Rabinowitz's Fish Market to
pay the rent at the Daisyview trailer park where his cousin
(Mr. Rabinowitz's cousin not Our Great President's Cousin)
Mrs. Rosenfeld rules with an iron fist like a communist tyrant.
It might as well be Communist Canada under Paul Pot over there,
or at work.
I am forced to actually put ice on the fish and put the fish
guts in the dumpster all day as if I was a lowly immigrant
or something and not a respected right wing commentator and
Republican team leader. Not to mention a war veteran wounded
in the brutal fight against the tyrants of Grenada in the
rear end under Ronald Reagan. And when I mention that, Mr.
Rabinowitz says "We all have our cross to bear," and laughs.
do not get it, and no one will explain it to me. Even my friend
Secret Service Agent Brown laughs when I ask him, and then
he goes back into the house and Mrs. Rosenfeld's savage watchdog
Cujo chases me away from the porch.
Nor will he (Mr. Rabinowitz, not Cujo) let me put up the
Great Photo of Our Great President that is up above to inspire
his customers when they look at the fish. Nor will he let
me tell them about the great things George W. is doing and
so I am afraid they do not know of any.
Fortunately there are newspapers in the dumpster and so I
am able to remain "oh karant" as they say in Europe. But there
are lots of alley cats in the alley where the dumpsters are
and they have begun following me where ever I go because of
the smell. Which is why Socialist Democrap stormtroopers unjustly
threw me out of the library where I am too aloud in last week
and I was not able to deliver my usual report.
However, I have smuggled in some fish guts to keep the cats
quiet so I should be able to finish my column this week. At
least let us all hope so. I think the scratch on my leg is
Of course all of decent America must be outraged that the
Democrats had the nerve to hold a memorial to Paul Wellstone,
who you cannot actually prove
Bush had killed. (Yes, the co-pilot was also the guy who gave
that Zacarias guy the software to fly a 747, but that does
not prove he was in the CIA. And yes, there was billions of
dollars and control of the Senate at stake, but what kind
of motive is that? After all, just because the Republicans
had a $1 million dollar secret slush fund to slander
the guy does not mean anyone hated him. It is all circumcision
evidence if you ask me, and anyway everybody knows Hitlery
Clinton who is a lesbian killed Vince Foster who was her lover
and the Democrats covered that up from three investigations,
which only said suicide instead of the real "story".)
It was deplorable and disgraceful that 20,000 people would
show up and millions more would watch on television while
people said LIEberal things out loud. It made it seem like
they are not just a tiny minority. And Trent Lott and Jesse
the Body was booed. Do not these people know that Hitlery
is the only Senator that Americans are allowed to boo?
Jesse the Body said he was so disgusted he would name someone
who is not a demoncrat to fill the seat. I hope he picks either
Hulk Hogan or me. Hulk Hogan because he is getting too old
to wrestle, or me so I can get away from these cats who I
hope will quiet down.
What they should of done in Minnesota was had a quiet respectful
funeral and not mentioned anything about him being LIEberal.
That would of been good taste, and Rush Limbaugh and Don Imus
agree with me on that.
There is no one as tasteful as us right wing, and that is
why there was no uproar from Imus and Limbaugh about Charlatan
Heston and 700 Republicans having a tasteful
pro-gun rally in Arizona to honor the freedom of shooting
and buying guns without ballistic fingerpainting. And yes,
it was a whole day after all those nursing students and professors
was shot and killed, so there. I am sure many people there
had already forgot all about it, and any way the blood of
freedom cries out for patriot guns, as I am sure Charlatan
Heston should of quoted Thomas Jefferson, if that is what
he said. I am sure he also mentioned his cold dead hands (Charlatan
Heston, that is, and not Thomas Jefferson, although come to
think of it Thomas Jefferson has dead hands too that are probably
cold if they are still there).
I am proud of Charlatan Heston and his cold dead hands and
hope every American will think of them and the Republicans
on election day and go vote accordingly.
I am also proud that Our Great President did not panic and
do anything the other day when that boat pulled up right next
to that causeway in Miami without the Coast Guard or Navy
or Tom Ridge the Homely Director of Security noticing. After
all, yes it could of been filled with armed Alkaheeda terrorists
or a lone nut with a weapon of mass distraction, but what
are the odds on that? It was only people from Haiti, and nobody
cares about them, as George W. Bush knows.
By the way, did not those people realize how good they had
it where they were? After all, Haiti has no labor unions,
no Social Security, no Medicare, no public schools, no civil
rights for gayo-Americans, no civil rights at all, no abortion,
plenty of guns, no OSHA, no EPA, no pesky regulations holding
down business, and no rights for accused criminals. It must
be heaven on earth. Maybe some day we will be like that if
we can end the tyranny of DemocRats and Moderates.
But what their country does not have is a beloved and inspiring
leader like Our Great President who told the entire irrelevant
United Nations that Sodom Husane was a monster who gassed
his own people but bravely stood up for his soul friend Pudding
of Russia when he gassed his own people. No one with half
a mind like me can fail to see the difference.
And who is not proud of the way Our Great Attorney General
John Ashcroft (who is not a dangerous nut) took over the sniper
investigation now that they are safely captured and kept
the lowly police from investigating? Sure some LIEberals are
yowling like hungry alley cats that it damaged the investigation,
but who cares. The Eagle is Sore all right!
Also yowling and howling and digging their claws into the
leg of America are the "so-called" economists, just because
consumer confidence has fallen to where it was in 1993. Do
they not remember the first George Bush miracle economy? Who
can forget tha
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