Time with Bob Boudelang
DemoncRATS in NJ Have Cheated Voters Out of Voting Against
October 11, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
last we see what ruthless evil leftist socialistical LIEberals
the DemocRAT party is! Imagine!
They have some nerve all right, running another candidate
in New Jersey instead of the one Rush Limbaugh and Gordon
Liddy and Bob Grant and Sean Hannity and Bill O. Reilly and
the Washington Times and Ann Coulter and everybody called
a crook. Now voters in New Jersey are cheated out of the opportunity
to vote against Robert Torricelli and will vote for Frank
Lautenberg instead. I blame the liberal media running dog
press, which refuses to keep harping on Torricelli and instead
is reporting about the new guy.
This is so unfair to what's his name, who is running on the
Republican ticket. He is a fine patriot, even if no one has
heard of him. He would of ended the horror of choice, put
more guns on the street, and take the burden off industry
to pay for the pollution it accidentally causes. Now instead
the LIEberals and moderates in NJ will tyrannize the poor
conservatives just because there are not many of them in NJ.
Is this fair? Do we want to live in America where the majority
can do what they want just "because" they win an election
with votes? Or do we want the kind of America George W. Bush
and Dick Cheney and John Ashcroft (who is not a dangerous
nut) and Pat Robertson and whoever he is in NJ stand for?
It is discouraging, but I am not bitter, dammit. That was
not why I was missing last week.
I was only doing what Our Great President said, "People say,
how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight
evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a
shut-in's house and say I love you." Do to a misunderstanding
and that was all it was, I cannot come within 50 yards of
the school, so that left the child part out.
So that left shut-ins to love, and being shut-ins you could
hardly expect them to get up out of their sickbeds and answer
the door, could you? I mean, honestly.
Of course, crazy old Mrs. Henderson failed to appreciate
the stirring spirit of Our Great President's words and accused
me of breaking in her house and stealing her radio, which
she cannot prove is not a radio just exactly like hers that
I have had all along and lost the receipt to. At least let
us hope so.
But I was not hiding drunk in the woods from the cops, so
stop saying that. Internal vigilantes is the price of freedom,
as Roy Cohn or one of the other Foundling Fathers once should
of said. I was keeping guard against terrorists and other
liberal scum. I think this great nation of ours owes a debt
of gratitude to me and other members of the malicious all
across the country because we are not just running around
in the woods like nuts with guns. Besides, I only have a stick.
Unfortunately, Mr. Munchino at the barber shop did not see
it that way when I came in yesterday. "Take a hike, buttmunch,"
he explained, and when I asked for a severance package as
Jack Welsh at GE would of done, he turned the shampoo hose
So I am once again available, which is just as well as the
barber shop did not suit my obvious abundant talent even though
there was no heavy lifting, which is important. Besides the
Socialists and Appeasers who hung out there listening to the
racing results and Vic Damone would trip me when I swept the
floor near them, and they used to drop hair down my back when
I turned around.
Meanwhile, I think we are all disgusted at the Demoncrats
for the way they slandered poor Mike Taylor in Montana and
caused him to drop out of the race by hinting that he was
a gay hairdresser who swindled
students out of $159,000 when he ran a beauty school in Colorado.
The plain fact is he was a straight hairdresser who swindled
students out of $159,000 when he ran a beauty school in Colorado,
but do you think that matters to these bigots? No, they continue
to show pictures of him as a hairdresser, which makes viewers
think he is gayo-American just because of how he looks and
I have heard of many underhanded tricks in my time but this
has got to be the lowest and sleaziest yet! Using real pictures
of a candidate! Imagine! Talk about the politics of destruction!
You will never find us Republicans doing that. We are proud
to say that when William Simon (who got a judge to overturn
his $78 million fraud verdict, so there) used a picture of
"Red" Grey Davis to say he was a crook, it was a fake.
That is what I hope all Americans will remember.
Meanwhile, it is horrible to think the tyranny of gun control
could happen in this great land just because some misguided
individual is shooting a few people in Maryland and DC and
Virginia. Really! Do wild-eyed moderates and leftists think
that our fourfathers fought and died overseas just so people
would not be shot down by snipers at home? No!
Those brave patriots would have been proud to be shot by
someone from ambush as they were going to elementary school
or pumping gas because they know it would mean that their
rights would not be infringe by having guns registered or
having any way to trace
Fortunately, we have A Great President and A Great Republican
Party who care more for guns than for safety, and we can trust
they will make sure nothing
So enclosing, let us be sure to support our Great President
because he is honest and wise and everybody loves him and
will do whatever he says without asking questions as the polls
all show. Remember, he went to both Harvard and Yale (and
yes Harvard bailed
out his oil business but I am sure they would do that for
anyone. Besides no-one can prove yet that it was a swindle.)
and so when he says, "We're closely monitoring it. This is
a -- any strike's a tough situation, but this one happens
to come at a -- or a lockout is a tough situation, or no work
is a tough situation," he probably knows what he means, even
if no-one else does.
And that should be good enough for you and me. Especially
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who plans to point
out to everyone when nothing is done. If you know a job without
heavy lifting, please write him at [email protected].
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