Time with Bob Boudelang
Great President Did Not Take A Bribe For Yucca Mountain But
Only Campaign Contributions"
March 1, 2002
by Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So
here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, with this week's
What is wrong with those traitors of the Democrap Socialist
persuasion? And you know who you are.
Do you not know there is a war on? Do you not know that it
is important for all patriotic Americans to get together and
knuckle under to whatever our Great President wants without
But no. Instead there is this constant complaining about
rights and corruption and an endless witch hump. Not to mention
Tom Dasshole's obstruptionism, without which Enron might have
had $234 million in tax refunds.
There can be no further proof necessary that Enron, which
is not a political scandal but a business scandal, is a Democratic
scandal than that. Tom Dasshole would have given Enron the
$234 million George W. had proposed if no-one had been paying
attention, but instead he blocked it to "cover up" all the
DemocRatic Enron crimes. Well, he is not fooling anyone, least
of all me.
Who was ex-president when Enron price-gouged California,
which you cannot prove? I will give you a hint. It is the
guy who once played golf. I do not even have to tell you his
name. But he is currently pretending to be Deputy Jack Oliver,
which shows you how sneaky and underhanded he is.
Just this week, Deputy "Slick Willy" Jack sent this e-mail:
many Town Hall meetings are being held across the country.
Attend a meeting and let your Democrat Representatives know
that you support the President and his Energy Initiative.
you're there, let the Democrats know they need to get their
here to forward this message to your team.
remember that by recruiting 10 new Leaders, you get a 100%
cotton Team Leader hat, and with 15 new recruits, you will
receive a personalized photo of President Bush.
to convert your Members to Leaders today!
But you will notice he said nothing about how important it
is to keep Our Great Vice President Cheney's secrets away
from people to show he has nothing to hide.
And again he lied and said we could get a hat. If there had
been a town meeting and I would have gone (and I would too
be allowed in!), everyone would have known I was a Republican
Team Leader due to my lack of a hat. I cannot believe that
that is what George W. would want.
Instead we face the threat that Arctic Natural Wildlife Refuse
will go undrilled, and that we might still have oil there
when it runs out overseas. Meanwhile we will be mired in the
nightmare of conservation and ecology as if we were Californios.
Meanwhile the Post-Modernical Left is still up to its childish
tricks. Did you see some wacky students in California did
not want Our Great First Lady Laura Bush to speak at their
graduation? They have some nerve. Our Great First Lady Laura
was a librarian and only killed that one guy, which you cannot
prove was not an accident. She is an inspiration to every
woman who is not a FemiNazi and knows her place, and her daughters
are not drunken sluts so stop saying that.
So what, if the speechwriter who invented the Axles of Evil
lost his job? It is not like you can prove he was fired. That
is the difference between the false accusations of Democraps
and honest Republicans. When Democraps are accused they fight
and get off on legal technicalities like "no evidence of wrongdoing."
But honest Republicans resign with honor, like Newt Gingrich
And now the Office of Strategic Information will not be able
to threaten journalists and spread lies to fight terrorism,
just because of some liberal and moderate wining. Now the
awesome work of distorting the truth and misleading people
will have to be spread out throughout the White House staff.
Already we have seen Ari Fleisher having
to deny that John Poindexter was appointed and then deny
that he had been convicted on five felony counts on the same
day. And that is above Ari's normal workload! Really!!
And now this hippocritical wailing about Yucca Mountain.
Yes, George W. said he would veto storing nuclear waste to
be stored there, but that does not mean he lied. And he did
not take bribes from the nuclear industry, but only campaign
contributions, so get that straight.
Years ago when the nuclear power plants were being built,
envirowhackos and other junk scientists falsely claimed that
there was no solution to the problem of nuclear waste. And
now that the solution of giving it to the taxpayer and storing
it at Yucca Mountain has been found, these same activists
want to wine and snivel about it. Isn't it funny that these
radical extremists that want socialized medicine and socialized
care for old folks suddenly don't want socialized nuclear
It is important that we rush the Yucca Mountain project through
before an accident happens and America's great energy companies
have to pay the price. That is why the Energy Department will
take responsibility for shipping it, instead of the energy
companies. That leaves the energy companies free to make more
nuclear waste and hide more money in the Cayman Islands without
the burden of taxes to pay for a welfare state. That is the
Bush economic miracle, all right. And to think some people
Listen, Yucca Mountain was selected after a thorough and
far-ranging scientific investigation of Yucca Mountain. And
yes, there was damage
to the research facility by an earthquake during the study.
But those earthquakes are years apart.
The waste has to go somewhere, people. Otherwise it will
just stay at the power plants and eventually the people who
own the plants will have to pay to do something about it.
Is that fair after all the electricity they have graciously
given us, I ask you?
Just because the nuclear industry gave money to George Bush
is not why he is putting the nuclear waste at Yucca Mountain
despite the weak sister whaling about earthquakes and water
supplies and meltdowns. Anyway, those were campaign contributions,
bribes. He is doing it because it is the right thing to
do, as anyone can see. And that is why he is not doing what
he said he would. It is not lying but science.
So enclosing, please stop this divisiveness and truth and
"pull together" with George Bush who is a man you can trust
even when he does something he said he wouldn't. Otherwise
it will be as if Osama Bin Laden has won, and not because
Bush let him get away so don't even think that.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who does not have
a hat but is not fooled by "Deputy Jack."
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