Equal Time with Bob Boudelang
July 6, 2001
by Bob Boudelang

In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided that it's about time the conservatives had a voice on this website. So here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, with this week's rebuttal:

You Will All Be Sorry When Lawyers Take Over Health Care, Mark My Words!!

Now we see the ugly aftermath of that traitor Jeffers stabbing the people of America in the back by not being a Republican, and I mean the Patient's Bill of Rights. Thanks to him, trial lawyers will get rich, and for what? For suing HMO's, that's what. It's not like Jeffers was a real Republican anyway. He was a moderate, and we all know that's only an ugly word for "LIEberal." It would be good riddance if we were rid of him, but not like this. He has given the Senate to that extremist radical Tom Dasshle instead of Trent Lott.

It is unfair and illegal for the Democrats to take over like this, and I am surprised we cannot get the Supreme Court to do something. After all, the Republicans still have as many Senators as the Democrats do, if you count Vice President Cheney. Speaking of Dick Cheney, I would like to take this opportunity to say "Thank God" that he did not die from this latest heart attack which was not serious, before the entire country goes atheist under the Democrat tyranny like we would have had if Al Bore had won. Thank God the Gorebot only got more votes while George W. got the Electrical College thanks to the Supreme Court, which Jeb had nothing to do with.

Not Katherine Harris either. I wish you would stop saying that! Didn't you see the map with red and blue states, Sore Loserman? And now thanks to Jeffers' treachery, the nightmare of patient's rights and suing HMOs is alive again, just as if Gore had won. It is enough to make you or me sick, but not Dick Cheney, who has bounced back from every heart attack better than ever! Now he has a Pacemaker Plus to keep his heart from stopping, but it is just a precaution.

I know George W. must be relieved because now Cheney can resume his duties, and George can work on the important business of the people, like vetoing the Patient's Bill of Rights and showing the world that he doesn't care about those "polls" that say people don't agree with him and he is out of touch. Where do they get those polls, anyway? I bet they just make those numbers up with leftist bias. I never got called for any poll when I had a phone, and I don't know anyone else who did either.

It is horrible that hard-working insurance companies should have to work under the risk of being hauled into court every time some "patient" decides he has been denied treatment unfairly. Do you want lawyers to determine what treatments you can't get, or HMOs? This Patients Bill of Rights does nothing for us Americans who do not have HMOs, and Democrats know it too. They would rather keep us uncovered than do anything to help us like faith-based initiatives. You hear about people getting faith-healed all the time at tent meetings and revivals, throwing away crutches and the like, but the atheistic Democrats do not want these preachers to have government money.

They would rather give the money to Head Start and public schools, which is the same as throwing it away! If it were up to the Democrats, poor people would have the nightmare of Hillarycare paying for doctor's visits. It makes me shudder just to think about it. It says in the Bible, "I may disagree with your right to say it, but you'll defend to death whatever it is." Well, excuse me for saying it, but I disagree. Some things should not be said, and socialized medicine is one of them.

Our forefathers did not give their lives in vain so that all Americans could go to doctors. If you do not like it, you should move to some communist country like Canada, not try to change the greatest country on earth. I mean it. If Hillarycare was enforced, would Dick Cheney have got a Pacemaker Plus? No. He would probably have had to settle for a plain Pacemaker like everyone else, although he would still be perfectly all right and not have to be replaced. This Patient's Bill of Rights is to benefit trial lawyers and not HMO's or the people who serve them. Prices will rise to cover the cost of HMOs being sued instead of for normal reasons.

And what about small businessmen who do not give their employees health insurance now? If this is passed they never will. You mark my words, if this is passed, next we will have lower prescription prices for senior citizens like Al Gore's Mom and her dog. Is that the country we want to live in, I ask you? Or do we want to live in the country where Dick Cheney can have a Pacemaker Plus although he does not need it because he earned it? I hope that Congress hurries up and passes this just so Bush can veto it.

That will show everyone he is not a tool of special interests such as sick old people and lawyers. Stop trying to turn this country into a nation of socialist atheists like Europe! Respect our great President and Dick Cheney too when they veto the Patient's Bill of Rights. Your lies do not hide the fact that he is able to do his job, no matter how many heart attacks he has!

Bob Boudelang is a healthy American patriot who stands on his own two feet and doesn't go whining to the government every time he loses a job like the Produce Department.