Time with Bob Boudelang
August 17, 2001
by Bob Boudelang
In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that it's about time the conservatives had a voice on this
website. So here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot,
with this week's rebuttal:
Great President Bush Has Made the Greatest Decision in American
Sadly, Stewball failed to pay off as Bob had been tipped,
and so Bob's grasp of the stem cell issue is not as complete
as he had wished.
Well, when the big book on American History is written in
the sky, it will be recorded that the greatest decision ever
was the one by our great president George W. Bush on stem
cells. Dispute that if you can, Socialist Democrats!
He looked more presidential than ever sitting still reading
his speech slowly and carefully in that empty field in Texas
on his ranch, and I hope that is how every American would
remember him forever.
I would have liked to see it but unfortunately Mr. Padnavatham
turned the television almost as soon as Bush's great speech
started to some immoral Indian music video where two girls
was dancing with this shirtless guy. I tried to tell him this
was a profound issue, but he didn't want to hear what our
great president had to say.
It is too bad. But what can you expect from someone mired
in the darkness of Hindu? He will not let me watch Bill O'Reilly
either and so I am unable to learn the latest on how Gary
Conduit murdered that girl and got away with it, just because
there is no evidence. We all know why that is too.
I tried to tell Mr. Padnavatham all that I could about stem
cells and how hard the President worked to decide this issue.
He kept shushing me so he could listen to those girls sing,
although they sounded to me like Minnie Mouse.
I would by now have my own television and my own electricity
back on if it were not for the corrupt Democrats in the state
legislature, who have failed to root out the blatant corruption
in the racing industry. But instead the fix that was supposed
to be in did not happen. If it had, Stewball would have paid
off 34 to 1. That is the horror of liberalism - tips can not
Fortunately the next day at the bus station I found a newspaper
that had the text of the President's speech, although it had
some sort of stains on it that I don't want to think about.
So I am able to discuss it with you.
George W. worked hard to make his great decision a greater
decision. He talked to many people of every stripe, including
even people like the Pope who are not saved. He even read
a book, according to Karen Hughes. And on his vacation, too.
He pointed out in his speech that what seems to scientists
just a bunch of cells that they have put together is so much
more. "One goes with a heavy heart if we use these, because
we are dealing with the seeds of the next generation,"
said George W. Next would come cloning and then there would
be the horrors of modern science.
It is much more important that this bunch of cells be preserved
until they get destroyed than that scientists monkey with
them to try to develop "cures." Except for the ones George
W. says it is okay to experiment on.
This is part of the reverence for life that is such an important
part of the conservative philosophy, along with capital punishment,
no restrictions on handguns, and the importance of our nuclear
arsenal, and if selfish activists like Michael C. Fox and
Christopher Reeves were not so concerned with health, they
would see it. But instead they want to embarrass our President.
And so what if Tommy Thompson holds the patent rights to
the stem cells George W. is going to allow research on? Good
God! First the LIEberals want to know who Dick Cheney met
with to have our terrific energy policy, then they want to
know why Karl Rove hid his million dollar consulting business,
and now they want to know about stem cell patents. When will
the witch hunt stop?
And yes, this means our scientists will go overseas to work,
but good riddance. These extremists are biased toward science,
and many probably also believe in godless evolution, global
warming and the "dangers" of tobacco.
This fireball of criticism is just another red hairlip to
distract us from the DemoncRATS real goal of socialism and
legal abortion. Why is it the only choice they will allow
is for women to murder their babies, but not poor people to
choose to go ritzy private schools with vouchers or billionaires
to leave their money to their kids after they are dead without
taxes. Surcease la femme, as the Bible says. I blame it on
However, do not worry. The Republicans have a new website
that will lure real women and not the militants who are carrying
on about daycare, equal pay and patient's rights. I saw it
at the public library, where I am too allowed, so stop saying
that. It is pink, but I was just looking at it for research.
It says right on the front page "The check is in the mail."
I know that there is a line that real women will believe and
that our great president will sweep to victory in 2004, even
if Al Gore has a beard, and be remembered as the man who put
the safety of stem cells above the narrow interests of sick
Boudelang is a Proud American Patriot and Sportsman who was
not looking at pornography on the internet at the library
and is glad they put that software in that blocks all of those
Bob's other rebuttals