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Equal Time with Bob Boudelang
June 22, 2001
by Bob Boudelang

In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided that it's about time the conservatives had a voice on this website. So here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, with this week's rebuttal:

Gun Nuts Are Not As Dangerous As Gun Control Any Day, so there!

The current lies by LIEberals about guns has got to stop. No one listens to them, and this constant emphasis on shooting and not the wholesome fun part of guns has turned everyone against guns. Just because a guy with a gun was in the park where George W. Bush (who did NOT steal the election!) was jogging does not mean anything about too many guns in the wrong hands. After all who could possibly hate George W.? He is not like that evil Klintoon who should have been shot on sight.

Guns have been an exciting part of American life since Nathan Hale and Crispy Adams first got shot. (And LIEberals are always saying Crispy was black but they don't say he wasn't the type that would make cracks about Uncle Tom Sowell. He was a good black like J.C. Watts or the guy who fills in for Rush when he goes on vacation.) When Patrick Harry said "Give me liberty or give me death," he meant with guns. Let's get that straight! If Sarah Brady had been around then, we would probably still be slaves like the people in Canada. That was when the Malicious was formed to give us the blessings of liberty and peace, including guns.

Also would there have been a Civil War or would Lincoln have got shot without guns? It is scary to realize that there are people in this great country of ours who want to deny this. "The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be in fringe," are the greatest words in history. That is why it is the Second of the first Ten Commandments, which we call the Bill of Rights. The gun grabbers want you to believe the Commandment has something to do with a well-regulated state militia like the National Guard. Well, if the Founding Fathers had meant that, they would have put it in. Ha!

"Let us have gun control," they cry like babies every time there is a school massacre or a shooting at some business. Don't they realize that it is the lack of guns that causes these massacres and shootings? Look back at American history and you will notice that whenever two armed men faced each other there was never any shooting. It was only when unarmed men got involved, like sodbusters or dudes from the East. Billy the Kid, Jesse James, John Dillinger, and the Lone Ranger all knew what guns were for. And that was, no shooting and killing. Are socialist Democrats so dumb that they cannot understand this? Look at John Wayne. Yes, he shot people but they deserved it. What would have happened if John Wayne met Lee Marvin on the street and he did not have a gun? I don't even have to tell you.

Today we have shooting and killing because we have gun control. Nothing could be clearer. Look at the two Beatles. George Harrison was stabbed by an intruder because he couldn't have a gun in England, home of the gun grabbers where even the police who used to not carry guns are the only ones with guns. And John Lennon, who was FROM England and wasn't carrying a gun, got shot by Mark Chaplin who came from here in America where some people want to have gun control.

Can't they see what they are doing? Or is it that they don't care? Is it really more important to keep their kids from hearing Eddie Eagle tell them guns are safe than knowing what to do when there is a shooting in their school? I ask you. I bring up Eddie Eagle because he is the mascot of the National Rifle Association, like Joe Camel or Ronald McDonald. I am a life member, like Charlton Heston only not as rich or handsome. LOL! Look what happened when Charlton Heston did not have a gun but talking monkeys did. It was only a movie but it makes you think!!

You have to question the motives of those who are calling for gun control. Give them gun control to stop school massacres, and they will be calling for more gun control to stop other shootings. Gun control was invented by Adolph Hitler and Sarah Brady is just like him. She is using the Aryan Nations just like the Nazis to scare people because she would like to round up all gun owners and put them in concentration camps too, but she will have a fight on her hands, I can tell you. And she will not have guns, hahahahaha!

We must protect ourselves from criminals today. Gun control laws will never work because only law-abiding citizens obey them. LIEberals want to trick you into believing bank robbery laws don't work either because law-abiding people don't rob banks but they are wrong. Guns are different!

Another LIEberal half-truth is that America has three times as many gun deaths as Northern Ireland because Northern Ireland has 4 per 100,000 and we have 12 per 100,000. They fail to mention Northern Ireland is much smaller and not very violent compared to Kansas or Iowa because they want to trick you into supporting gun control. Thank God we no longer have Klintoon. We have George W. Bush who did not steal the election and Dick Cheney. Look at how the LIEberals demonized Dick Cheney just because he voted for teflon bullets. It just goes to show they did not know what they were talking about. Other bullets go right through bulletproof vests anyway, so banning teflon bullets did not do much. Today there are no plastic guns and whose fault is that? Not Dick Cheney's, I can tell you that.

Look at Waco! They would not have lasted 42 minutes if they had had no guns, much less 42 days. They would have had to give up without a fight. If only they had more guns Janet Reno might have been averted.

Enclosing, I would like to say God, Guts and Guns made this country great. We should drop on our knees every day and pray that we do not give up our freedom and liberty just because a few kids get shot. We have no choice! Amen.

Bob Boudelang is a patriotic American patriot who wants nothing to do with liberals. He is a NRA life member and may be assistant manager of the produce department soon.

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