The
Titanic War on Words
June 19, 2002
By Luciana Bohne
Let's face it: you can graduate from Yale University, apparently,
without ever reading a work of literature. Our president seems
to have done so. He has worse than no sense of language. He
speaks a barbarous English, mangles words, creates bizarre
neologisms, savages grammar, and generally crashes into linguistic
accidents - or malapropisms - like a fly in honey. We should
call him President Malaprop.
During the president's recent visit to Russia, for example,
Pravda reported that, asked by Russian students what he thought
of the brain drain of Russian professionals to the West, Bush
quipped confusingly, "It's gonna take a lot of brains in Russia
to create a drain." How many to change a light bulb?
All the president's businessmen, including Condi Rice, appear
to be literary ignoramuses. Rice gave Bush Dostoevsky's Crime
and Punishment to read so he could impress Pootie-Poot
on his visit. What was Condi thinking? Putin had been a KGB
official. Bush was guilty of bombing Afghanistan. Maybe she
never read the novel. It is about, among other things, a grim
depiction of pre-revolutionary social conditions which --
with the new dawn of freedom, democracy, privatization, and
mafia capitalism -- have returned to Russia, causing some
60% percent of Russians to live in dire poverty. I doubt Bush
cares to read such stuff.
He did, however do a bit of business there for his pals and
sponsors at Exxon. He got Exxon Putin's clearance to invest
$14 billion for oil drilling off the Russian Pacific coast.
In return, Putin signed that meaningless arms "reduction"
treaty that won't make a neutron's difference to our survival.
Exxon bought part of a privatized shipyard for $140 million,
from one of Putin's friends to modernize it for the drilling
operations. Always thinking of his oil friends, is Bush.
Not a whiff of this Exxon deal in the western press, though.
I read it in Pravda. He also got US poultry exporters a deal
by pressuring Putin to lift the ban on the importation of
chicken parts. Good old free trade. What would US corporations
do without it?
Governing is easy: slash taxes for the rich, don't spend
anything on social services, get people to shop, keep the
Congress scared and the people quiet. Mind the oil. Don't
even think of alternative energy sources. The media minds
itself. Global warming can't be stopped without slashing into
profits. Do a little bombing. Whatever. 9:30 pm, beddy-bye.
Nothing requires the Bush gang to bother with literature.
So why do they do it?
The intense rapacity and aggressive commercial spirit of
the Bush Cabinet, coupled with the peculiar legal lunacies,
morning prayers, anointment ceremonies, shrouding of perfectly
boring naked artwork by the Minister of (Infinite) Justice
(has he ever seen a fountain in Rome, Paris, or London?) make
this administration singularly witless, humorless, esthetically
clueless, and incapable of inventing a credible story. Yet,
it has insisted on serving us indigestible fictions from the
beginning.
Having no literary sensibility, no sense of esthetic pleasure,
no love of words or experience of their beautiful power, no
virtue other than making money and war to make more money,
which is the opposite of making art, these propaganda hacks
turn out improbable potboilers, penny-dreadful novelettes,
pulp fictions more obscene even in their violation of good
taste and common sense than the pathetically pumped up, laughably
predictable, wildly improbable unsophisticated scenarios churned
out by television and Hollywood -- and that's more dross than
can be housed on all of Jupiter's moons.
Take the narrative of the war on terror. Robert Fisk, reporter
for the UK's "The Independent" summarises it best:
First it was to be a crusade. Then it became the "War
for Civilization." Then "War without End." Then the "War against
Terror." And now, believe it or not, President Bush is promising
us a "Titanic War on Terror." This gets weirder and weirder.
What can come next? Given the latest Bush projections last
week--"we know that thousands of trained killers are plotting
to attack us"--he must still have an even more gargantuan
cliche up his sleeves. (12 June, 2002)
"Titanic war on terror" is, indeed a must unfortunate expression.
"Titanic" in the sense of Titans, giants of the earth, or
"Titanic" as in the sinking of? If an adjective has two distinctly
opposed connotations, one of triumph and one of defeat, you
choose another word.
Above all, don't try to make literature if you don't know
literature. If you want to write comic strips, abdicate the
presidency, there's a good boy. A literary sensibility matters
-- even in politicians. I expect my job as a literature teacher
makes me take these odd views.
For example, I've always maintained that the war in Vietnam
could have been won if Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, and Nixon
had read Graham Greene's The Quiet American, which,
as early as 1954, predicted that Americans would make a mess
of the whole thing as a result of a combination of American
puritanical zeal, historical naivete, messianic optimism,
and obsessive Yankee tecnhological can-doism. All qualities
that left them unprepared to deal with the stoical endurance,
patient planning, and communal spirit of a people belonging
to an ancient legacy of dealing with invaders. When we bombed
Hanoi incessantly, the North Vietnamese built the tunnels
under Hanoi and bided there until the skies cleared of technological
wizadry. They won.
To win wars, you need more than a mighty army and shiny,
new death-technology. As Leo Tolstoy shows in War and Peace,
about Napoleon's disastrous campaign in Russia, you need to
know the people, their nature, and the weather. Hitler, being
like all racist tyrants, pretty stupid, and always wanting
to be right, didn't bother with War and Peace. He thought
be could do better than Napoleon. He didn't reckon with the
"inferior Slavs'" fierce heroism: 20 million Russian dead
in defense of Mother Russia. His racism couldn't imagine that.
So he shipped his Sixth Army into Russia one bright June morning
in 1941, never to see it again -- and thereby lost World War
II.
To win wars, you need to know how to use words, not just
bullets. A literary education may not be such a bad idea --
especially if you intend to wage interminable war.
No doubt, if allowed to vote, Americans could insure a more
civilized, less football-rah-rah, kick-ass yahoo rhetoric
from their leaders -- they did in the past. "There is nothing
to fear but fear itself." "Ask not what your country can do
for you; ask what you can do for your country." Even, "If
you don't like the heat, get out of the kitchen," or, "The
buck stops here," have a reassuring, I'm-in-charge-here kind
of ring to them.
Compare to the manly, statesmanlike, self-assured diction
of the above quotations the spineless, wimpy whine of President
Bush McBush: "We're in for a long struggle in this war on
terror. And there are people that still want to hurt America."
This is the stirred-up (rather than stirring) tone and diction
of a little boy afraid to fight his own fight, who runs home
to mama to complain that no one likes him.
What if FDR had pouted like this after Pearl Harbor about
the Japanese being everywhere and disliking America instead
of invoking a Jovian thunderclap of condemnation in one, declarative
sentence, that this was "a date which will live in infamy?"
What if Winston Churchill had spoken like Bush after Dunkirk,
instead of echoing Shakespeare's Henry V's rousing speech
(actually an effective warmongering speech in irresistible
iambic pentameter) on St Crispin's Day before his battle with
the French?
This old generation of rulers had learned from studying the
poets in the school room to pace their speeches with the rising
and ebbing tides of sweeping, majestic, punctuated repetitions,
or with the reassuring calm of parallel costruction.
Imagine if American education had produced a mass of citizens
sensitive to words, instead of sensually-deprived TV watchers
used to cheap sex, and guns, and violence, shouting pundits
and absurd, sensational plots. Would George Bush be still
president today?
Imagine, if, instead of cowering before terror, Bush had
wanted to make us face it , fearlessly, as this bracing sentence
charges us to do, "When fear usurps reason and becomes the
ruling principle of governance, terrorism wins."
This is what The Guardian wrote, admonishing the White
House that: "What is needed now is backbone -- a little less
febrility in Washington, a little more of fortitude and calm
resolve." It goes on: "Sound leadership means respecting and
building on America's democratic strengths, not emphasizing
America's vulnerability to justify the undercutting of its
traditions."
Ah, but there's the rub. Bush cannot speak like a statesman
and a gentleman because he doesn't care a fig for preserving
American traditions, as his occupation of the White House
proves. And he cannot show calm and resolve in his speeches
because he cried wolf once too often and none but Americans
with blind faith believe him. So he must exercise himself
into a panic and somehow infect the citizens with it, or the
November elections for the razor's edge race in Congress,
The Homeland Security Ministry of National Paranoia, and the
ever-present mission to liberate Iraq of what's left of their
structures after practically daily bombings for eleven years
will remain a pipe dream.
Luciana Bohne thinks, reads, writes, paints in Pennsylvania.
She will be glad for readers' comments at [email protected]
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