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But Playboy is guilty of more than just being a capitalistic vampire squid. Theyve been firing on the ideological front as well. One of the most noxious things Christie Hefner did was hire Camille Paglia as Playboys in-house anti-feminist pundit. And make no mistake, Paglia is definitely anti-feminist; she calls herself a feminist purely as a marketing ploy, to get people to pay attention. Oh, look! A feminist who says that patriarchy is good and women are happier being oppressed and that no really means please fuck me! Cool! Paglia spent years shoveling that horseshit in the pages of Playboy, particularly her claim that second-wave feminism was puritanical and anti-sex. This is all part of the game, you understand: its how patriarchy fights back. Feminists say they dont want sexuality that is warped by misogyny; patriarchalists say that means feminists dont want sex. See the sleight of hand? Sex = misogynist sex. In the world of Playboy, there is no other kind..
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Playboy has also fought the feminist revolution with its show us yer tits series of famous women. For decades, female entertainers have been heckled by drunks demanding that they disrobe. You could be Joni Fucking Mitchell singing A Case of You, but some asshole in the back will still yell show us yer tits, thus reminding you and everybody else that while you may think youre a fancy-schmancy singer-songwriter who can give Dylan a run for his money, underneath the clothes youre just a pair of tits. And that is the psychological essence of every single Playboy feature on women-in-the-news. As women have branched out and become high achievers in sports, cinema, education, law, and politics, Playboy has been there at every step of the way to yell, show us yer tits! Think youre a famous director? Show us yer tits! An Olympic gold medalist? Show us yer tits! Rhodes scholar? Champion athlete? Show us yer tits! A collection of Playboy back issues is like a serial killers trophy room: photographic mementos of all the uppity women whove been reduced to masturbation fodder.