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Elmer S. E. Dump

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FACT: 70% of the population will not vote for a Jewish Socialist. [View all] Elmer S. E. Dump Sep 2015 OP

You might think of rewording your headline. Skwmom Sep 2015 #1

It's a fucking joke! Get real. Elmer S. E. Dump Sep 2015 #25

I like your humor! artislife Sep 2015 #29

Well done PatSeg Sep 2015 #31

You tell 'em! bvf Sep 2015 #99

I thought the humor was good too. PatrickforO Sep 2015 #130

Don't agree with it being 70%... Mike Nelson Sep 2015 #2

True, it's more in the US Reter Sep 2015 #11

Sanders as the nominee give the election to the republicans OhWiseOne Sep 2015 #13

and hillary would gift wrap it. nt restorefreedom Sep 2015 #14

But will you vote for her? Orrex Sep 2015 #16

i am with bernie. nt restorefreedom Sep 2015 #17

Right. But will you vote for her? Orrex Sep 2015 #28

"people unwilling to face practical reality" Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2015 #106

Will Clinton supporters vote for Sanders if he wins? JoeyT Sep 2015 #124

PUMA was a very vocal minority awoke_in_2003 Sep 2015 #126

I can't speak for others, but I'd certainly vote for him Orrex Sep 2015 #135

When you put "nt" in the reply title awoke_in_2003 Sep 2015 #95

No. peacebird Sep 2015 #21

Do you think Sanders will vote for her if he loses? Orrex Sep 2015 #23

Yes. peacebird Sep 2015 #35

But you won't? Interesting. Orrex Sep 2015 #37

It's irrelivant if he/she will vote for her. But more important, many, many Sanders supporters rhett o rick Sep 2015 #93

It's hardly irrelevant. Orrex Sep 2015 #97

I wasn't speaking of Sen Sanders. You make shit up as you go. Of course Sanders would not like it. rhett o rick Sep 2015 #116

I see that you enjoy making shit up Orrex Sep 2015 #138

I love how Bernie supporters are constantly being compared to misbehaving children. RichVRichV Sep 2015 #125

Fine. they're mature adults who've threatened to throw tantrums. Better? Orrex Sep 2015 #137

Millions of eligible voters stay home on election night and it seems the authoritarian remedy is rhett o rick Sep 2015 #156

I stand corrected. You're not above that. RichVRichV Sep 2015 #157

Will you vote for Sanders? Lordquinton Sep 2015 #127

It's a real question for which I've given a real answer many times Orrex Sep 2015 #139

I doubt that and what makes you think Hillary can win? jwirr Sep 2015 #24

Issues have already topped the boogie-man of socialism. Bubzer Sep 2015 #32

Absolutely - I doubt there is a Democratic candidate jwirr Sep 2015 #39

Identity based politics is slowly losing its grasp. Bubzer Sep 2015 #45

One can but hope. Maynar Sep 2015 #113

Sanders as the nominee give the election to the republicans AlbertCat Sep 2015 #53

You must be ignoring the polls! Lol! sabrina 1 Sep 2015 #73

Well said emsimon33 Sep 2015 #80

Great observations there. Old Crow Sep 2015 #104

The Democrats INVITED the Right into their party to teach them how to win.... Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2015 #107

Lol, well, I was there when Bush was in power, and confess to sabrina 1 Sep 2015 #111

A Very Astute Observation McKim Sep 2015 #117

+1 draa Sep 2015 #110

the argument that only Hillary can win is faulty, and it won't be Democratic Bernie dorkzilla Sep 2015 #118

Yes, Bernie is attracting voters from across the political spectrum. Hillary sabrina 1 Sep 2015 #119

as an old punchline goes "Ed Zachary" nt dorkzilla Sep 2015 #121

Be fair, Hillary will attract Republicans to the polls too. A Simple Game Sep 2015 #143

Well that's true. sabrina 1 Sep 2015 #145

Insightful analysis. frylock Sep 2015 #87

Lead me thru how that's a fact. rhett o rick Sep 2015 #92

at this rate it's 99.99999999999% PatrynXX Sep 2015 #98

Ah, to use another well known phrase from popular culture, PatrickforO Sep 2015 #132

This message was self-deleted by its author restorefreedom Sep 2015 #3

its lost restorefreedom Sep 2015 #4

Facts don't matter, many "Christian" religions only follow the Old Testament. Thor_MN Sep 2015 #5

I do that all the time and people are too stunned to argue. Fawke Em Sep 2015 #6

a faith of convenience is a hollow thing restorefreedom Sep 2015 #15

Not one jot nor tittle... whatthehey Sep 2015 #20

No they don't zeemike Sep 2015 #40

I just chalk that up to arguementive nature, Thor_MN Sep 2015 #85

I don't think so. Fawke Em Sep 2015 #105

Facts mean nothing. That why you posted 70%? lonestarnot Sep 2015 #7

It is meant to be funny - DU'ers have a hard time with humor sometimes. Elmer S. E. Dump Sep 2015 #27

Some of the responses in this thread bvf Sep 2015 #102

Stupid poll because 70% of the population doesn't vote in any election in this country bigdarryl Sep 2015 #8

Sure they do: for American Idol and The Voice. Fawke Em Sep 2015 #18

Not a poll - just a funny picture - jeez Elmer S. E. Dump Sep 2015 #33

The percentage of DUers that would vote for Jesus redstateblues Sep 2015 #9

Jesus isn't the problem . . . Le Taz Hot Sep 2015 #46

Every time the Sanders:Jesus connection is made... Orrex Sep 2015 #10

Remember how the right believed the left all thought Obama was the Messiah? Fawke Em Sep 2015 #30

I guess we can't post funny pics here anymore - people are way to serious Elmer S. E. Dump Sep 2015 #36

If that's how you feel about it, then that's on you. Orrex Sep 2015 #41

Some people on this thread liked it. Humor isn't necessarily true or real. See "The Onion". Elmer S. E. Dump Sep 2015 #43

Believe whatever you like, if it makes you feel better. Orrex Sep 2015 #47

So you are telling me you've NEVER heard of the comic tool of SATIRE? Elmer S. E. Dump Sep 2015 #50

Every one of your posts is the batshit post. Orrex Sep 2015 #51

Every one of your posts is a batshit post. Elmer S. E. Dump Sep 2015 #54

Right. But will you vote for her? Orrex Sep 2015 #58

If she's the nominee I'd be crazy not to. But Bernie will be the nominee. Elmer S. E. Dump Sep 2015 #83

And if by some miracle Sanders wins the nomination, then I will happily vote for him. Orrex Sep 2015 #84

Some people on this thread liked it. AlbertCat Sep 2015 #57

Great post? The meme is trite and months old. Orrex Sep 2015 #59

You need to stop those awful people from doing that Trajan Sep 2015 #78

Well let him who is without doubt cast the first doubt n/t whopis01 Sep 2015 #142

Jesus references now? Bobbie Jo Sep 2015 #12

Memes are the new Burma Shave signs. L. Coyote Sep 2015 #67

Well, those guys can't very well reference how much cash Sanders' campaign has, delrem Sep 2015 #133

Oh, but they do. ozone_man Sep 2015 #19

Although I support Hillary, this just makes me sad. No one should be defined by their religion. Laser102 Sep 2015 #22

+1 Bubzer Sep 2015 #44

Some people define THEMSELVES by their religion. This pic is for them. Elmer S. E. Dump Sep 2015 #56

Remember 2008 homegirl Sep 2015 #26

Exactly! mountain grammy Sep 2015 #38

Neither Bernie Sanders nor Jesus is/was a Jewish Socialist oberliner Sep 2015 #34

It's a joke - it doesn't have to be factually correct. Elmer S. E. Dump Sep 2015 #42

But if it's a joke, then it should be funny. So it fails by that measure. Orrex Sep 2015 #61

like your OP about Vince Forster, right? Dump, indeed. bettyellen Sep 2015 #71

^^Thread win. Orrex Sep 2015 #72

Well there is no doubt they were both Jews. zeemike Sep 2015 #48

Tell it to the 67 people that rec'd my post. You seem very out of touch. Elmer S. E. Dump Sep 2015 #62

A careful search might be able to turn up at least 67 Sanders supporters Orrex Sep 2015 #63

Well I just made it 68 zeemike Sep 2015 #64

Was Jesus a time-traveller? No? Then he wasn't a socialist. Orrex Sep 2015 #70

Well that assumes we invented socialism in modern times. zeemike Sep 2015 #75

Nope. Orrex Sep 2015 #79

Well ism is a modern word additive. zeemike Sep 2015 #81

Yeah, that's pretty much the definition of retconning Orrex Sep 2015 #82

Nope, not going to bite on any of that. zeemike Sep 2015 #86

Because it's irrefutable. Thanks for playing. Orrex Sep 2015 #88

No because it is stupid and provocative. zeemike Sep 2015 #90

But comparing Sanders to Christ isn't stupid and provocative? Orrex Sep 2015 #91

Well that charge was inevitable. zeemike Sep 2015 #94

It always comes out because it's obvious and true. Orrex Sep 2015 #96

No it is an obvious straw man argument. zeemike Sep 2015 #112

Nope. Try again. Orrex Sep 2015 #114

I did provide the explanation and it went right over your head. zeemike Sep 2015 #123

Your explanation was unconvincing Orrex Sep 2015 #141

Well count me surprised. zeemike Sep 2015 #146

You seem not to understand how discussion works Orrex Sep 2015 #148

I understand your position far better than you think I do. zeemike Sep 2015 #149

Nope, you state outright that you don't understand my position Orrex Sep 2015 #152

Frankly I think most of what you say is projection zeemike Sep 2015 #153

Nope. And now you're a pop psychologist. Lovely. Orrex Sep 2015 #154

Paul never met Jesus but Mathew, Mark, Luke and John knew him personally. zeemike Sep 2015 #155

Oh, for crying out loud! bvf Sep 2015 #100

When Sanders' acolytes stop believing that he can walk on water, then I'll lighten up. Orrex Sep 2015 #101

You seem a mite agitated. bvf Sep 2015 #108

Nope--you're using the tactic of someone who has nothing to say Orrex Sep 2015 #109

So this kangaroo goes into a bar, see? bvf Sep 2015 #115

Christianity regards Jesus as the awaited Messiah oberliner Sep 2015 #69

This message was self-deleted by its author d_legendary1 Sep 2015 #49

We could go with Humanism, maybe libodem Sep 2015 #68

Elmer just took a dump and it became an OP title. PowerToThePeople Sep 2015 #52

And, thank you, Jesus! libodem Sep 2015 #55

And 80% of the population would never vote for a black community organizer. nt hay rick Sep 2015 #60

Pretty sure I wouldn't vote for Jesus. zappaman Sep 2015 #65

Braaaaaaaaa Pharaoh Sep 2015 #66

HUGE K & R !!! - THANK YOU !!! WillyT Sep 2015 #74

K & R Chitown Kev Sep 2015 #76

That's nice. I was actually thinking about a "Jesus" response just looking at the subject line... cascadiance Sep 2015 #77

Good one nt Hydraulico Sep 2015 #89

This one has much better hair. klook Sep 2015 #103

Well, seeing as voter turnout is well under 60%, MoonchildCA Sep 2015 #120

Jewish socialists are actually some of the best choices right now so I don't see the problem Cheese Sandwich Sep 2015 #122

I'm voting for someone else, but still... RandySF Sep 2015 #128

Google images. Elmer S. E. Dump Sep 2015 #150

LOL PatrickforO Sep 2015 #129

Who the fuck is that pious Anglo looking dude in the picture? delrem Sep 2015 #131

Hey Jesus was only half-Jewish y know... FreedomRain Sep 2015 #134

Rec for the DUers who have had their sensayumas surgically removed Fumesucker Sep 2015 #136

Thanks, Fumesucker. I'll let Jeebus pray for them. Elmer S. E. Dump Sep 2015 #151

Stolen! raven mad Sep 2015 #140

A socialist that tacitly approved of slavery? Act_of_Reparation Sep 2015 #144

Recommend! KoKo Sep 2015 #147