SHOULD POLITICAL SHOWS CARRY DISCLAIMERS?

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9. Like the cigarette smoking or Paint huffing package ads

"Warning: Listening to this drivel can be hazardous to your health. Symptoms include: screaming at the radio, hating minorities you've never met in places your ass has never been to, failed marriage, obsessions with firearms, proclivity with believing any bullshit anyone says on said drivel program. If you exhibit warning signs, such as: agreeing with Republicans, arguing with restaurants about the immigration status of the employees, and/or wishing for the halcyon days of your childhood in the 50s, then see a psychologist or Stephanie Miller immediately."