PERFECT SOLUTION - To What Ails Us (US) [View all]
from my friend, bill...
Well, the hullabaloo of the Black Man in the White House getting reelected was totally expected. But, the goobers signing petitions to secede have just gone too far and it has created wonderful opportunities for America.
Signing one of those petitions is the equivalent of renouncing one's citizenship. So I say let's fire up those ICE buses to round up those "Illegal Aliens" and give them a one way ride to the southern border. Those dummies gave us their names (and mostly gave their addresses), so this will be easy.
First, we will save major money for the Treasury from their now illegal entitlements.
Second, this will free up many mostly low paid jobs for citizens who need work.
The neat part is that we really will not have to strengthen the border to keep them away. Can you imagine one of these fat ass bastards swimming across a river, scaling a wall, and then walking across a desert?
Nah, they will stay where they are put.
Bill
USA, USA, USA!!!!